Question

初一英语幽默小短文 几句就行 带翻译的

求求各位大好人，急需~~!!

Answer 1

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

猫和老鼠

布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。

Answer 2

5 min cooked a steak and a steak cooked 8 Why not say hello because they are unfamiliar!

一个5分熟的牛排和一个8分熟的牛排为什么不打招呼，因为他们.......不熟！

Answer 3

A:Do you have pen ?
B:yes,I do.Hear you are.
A:Do you have orange?
B: yes,I do.Hear you are.
A:Do you have apple?
B:No!I don't!