Question

《friends》（老友记）台词

Answer 1

Monica:there 's nothing to tell.it's just some guy i work with.

Joey：C'mon,you are going out with the guy.there's gotta be something wrong with him.

Chandler:all right.joey,be nice.so does he have a hump?A hump and hairpiece.

Phoebe：wait,does he eat chalk? 'cause i don't want her to go through what i went through with Carl.oh!

Momica:okay,everybody,relax.this is not even a date.it's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler：sounds like a date to me.

Chandler：alright,so back in high school,i'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,and i realize i am totally naked.

All:oh.yeah.had that dream.

Chandler：then i look down and i realize there is a phone...there.

Joey：instead of... 

Chandler：that's right!

Joey：never had that dream.

Chandler：all of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.

Chandler：now i don't know what to do,everybody starts looking at me.

Monica:they weren't looking at you before?

Chandler：finally,i figure i'd better answer it.

Chandler：and it turns out it's my mother,which is very very weird because she never calls me.