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英语四级

mm说：“我爱你。”

我脸红了。我不想害她：“我没钱，更没有房子和车。”

mm盯着我的眼睛：“我知道。”“我的月薪只有一千。”

mm的目光仍然坚定无比：“以后会多的。”

我用颤抖的双手拿出一支烟叼在嘴上：“我每天要抽一包烟，一喝酒就闹事。”

mm笑了，“以后有我在，你放心。”

我的脊梁上冒起一阵寒意，结结巴巴地说：“其实……其实我很流氓……幼儿园就喜欢去女厕所，小学就没了初吻，中学就……”

mm没等我说完就软在了我的怀里，声音细若蚊鸣：“早知道你好色，你老偷偷瞄我胸脯……”

一股鼻血喷涌而出，我抱紧了mm，温热娇小的身体让我热血沸腾。这时我忽然想到了一件很重要的事情，我决定把这事告诉mm。

5秒钟后，mm抬头问我：“真的？”我悲愤地点点头。mm沉默片刻，挣开我的怀抱，抬手给了我一个耳光，她愤怒地朝我喊道：“你丫竟然没考过四级？”

所以，要想追女孩子，首先，要把四级过了······
像我，四级都没过了，怎么可能

会有女朋友啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

有谁能帮我翻译下这篇文章,急用,谢谢!越简短越好,最好不要用复杂的单词.

Answer 1

mm说：“我爱你。”mm said "I love you."

我脸红了。我不想害她：“我没钱，更没有房子和车。”
My face turned red.I didn't want to hurt her,"I have no money,house or car."
mm盯着我的眼睛：“我知道。”“我的月薪只有一千。”
Mm looked into my eyes,"I know." "And my monthly pay is just one thousand."

mm的目光仍然坚定无比：“以后会多的。”
Mm still looked firmly at me "it will be more in the future."

我用颤抖的双手拿出一支烟叼在嘴上：“我每天要抽一包烟，一喝酒就闹事。”
I took out my cigarette tremblingly and smoked "I smoked one pack of cigarettes every day, and after drinking I always make trouble."

mm笑了，“以后有我在，你放心。”
Mm smiled "Don't worry, I will always stand by your side."

我的脊梁上冒起一阵寒意，结结巴巴地说：“其实……其实我很流氓……幼儿园就喜欢去女厕所，小学就没了初吻，中学就……”
I felt cool on my back, splattered，" in fact...I am a blackguard.....I liked to go to lady room in the kindergarten, and in the grade school I kissed the girl , and in the middle school....."

mm没等我说完就软在了我的怀里，声音细若蚊鸣：“早知道你好色，你老偷偷瞄我胸脯……”
Mm held me ,saying softly before I finished my words"I have known you are amative, because you always peep my chest....."

一股鼻血喷涌而出，我抱紧了mm，温热娇小的身体让我热血沸腾。这时我忽然想到了一件很重要的事情，我决定把这事告诉mm。
I felt hot when I held mm .But suddenly I thought about one important thing, and I decided to tell her.

5秒钟后，mm抬头问我：“真的？”我悲愤地点点头。mm沉默片刻，挣开我的怀抱，抬手给了我一个耳光，她愤怒地朝我喊道：“你丫竟然没考过四级？”
Five seconds later, mm looked up and asked "really?"
I nodded griefly.
Mm didn't said a word for a while, got away from me and gave me a slap in my face ,angrily saying"blamed, you have never taken CET exam."

所以，要想追女孩子，首先，要把四级过了······
So, if you want to pursue a girl ,firstly ,pass the CET.......

像我，四级都没过了，怎么可能 会有女朋友啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like me ,who haven't passed the CET ,how can I have a girl friend?"

Answer 2

"I love you."said pretty.
I blushed when heard this.I shouldn't trouble her:"I have no money,even a house or a car."
With her eyes on my eyes,she said:"I know."
"I only get a monthly salary of 1000."
The sight of pretty was still firm:"It will be more."
I take a cigarette on my mouse with shaking hands:"I smoke a pack per day,and always make troubles after a drink."
"It doesn't matter,I'll help you."
I feld chill,"In fact...I was a rogue,I sneaked to girls'washing room when I was in kindergarten...and I lost my first kiss in the elementary school,and in the middle school..."I said intermittently .
"I know that...you are a colorwolf(-_-),you always peep my chest..."pretty throw herself on the middle of my chest softly even I've not finished my words.
OH!My nose suddenly bleed...I embraced pretty tightly,and I found a important thing,I decided to tell her.
After only sevaral seconds,"Is it true!?"said pretty,I nod my head griefly and indignantly.A short time silent passed,pretty pushed my away and slaped me on the face.She shouted to me indignantly:"OH my God!You've not passed the CET4!?"
...So,try to pass the CET4 when you wanna a girlfriend.Take me as a vivid lesson,How could I get a girlfriend by the truth that I haven't passed the CET4!
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歹势拉，青个利息。

Answer 3

CET4

"I Love you. " MM said.

My face flushed. I don't want to hurt her, so i told her that I have no money, house and car.

She stared me tenderly and said :" I earn 1000 each month, so don't worry."

"Days will be better in the future."said MM, the expression of her eyes full of confidence.

I picked up one cigarette by a shaky hand and said :"I need to smoke a pack of cigarette and I usually make troubles after drinking."

"Don't worry about that, at least you will have me in the future."She smiled.

I was shocked and said falteringly "t, to tell you the truth, a, a actually, I am quite ruttish, I used to go to the women's room when I was in kindergarten, and I lost my first kiss when I was studying in the primary school, and in middle school..."

She didn't let me finish my words and plunged into me, and whispered:"I knew you are a playboy, you always have a glance at my breasts, and..."

I was deeply moved and embraced her tightly, her petite figure made me feel very excited. Suddenly I remembered one important thing and decided to tell her.

Five minutes later, she raised her head and asked me if it is true. I nodded my head to confirm. A moment later after the silence, she struggled to leave my embrace and shouted to me angrily : "Are you kidding me? How come you didn't pass the CET4?"

My conclusion is, If you want to pick up girls , you need to pass the CET4 first ...

I didn't pass it myself, so how possible can i get a girlfriend ! Impossible!!!