Question

我喜欢口语老师的幽默和爽朗的笑声用英语怎么说

Answer 1

One day a visitor from the city came to a sll rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city n saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city n said to the farmer, &uot;I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that uite a waste of time?&uot;The farmer replied, &uot;What's time to a pig?&uot;
一天，有一个城里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，&uot;我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?&uot;那位农夫回答说，&uot;时间对猪有什么意义?&uot;

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a n a son of a .
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

&uot;Look,&uot; said the elder brother. &uot;How nice these paintings are!&uot;

&uot;Yes,&uot; said the younger, &uot;but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?&uot;

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, &uot;Obviously he was painting the pictures.&uot;

父亲在哪儿？

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

The poor huand

&uot;You can't igine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,&uot; the n complained to his friend. &uot;She asks me a uestion, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

&uot;It's all right,&uot; said a gentlen, &uot;don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?&uot;

&uot;Ah, yes,&uot; answered the little boy. &uot;I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?&uot;

狗也知道这个谚语吗？

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”