Question

求一篇幽默的英文自我介绍，初一水平的，不要太简单，10~15句为宜，谢谢！！！

Answer 1

Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.

带点幽默，不过初一也应该理解。