Question

跪求一篇英语小短文，幽默一点的，词数在100~150左右。最好带有3个问题，就像做英语阅读一样。。

Answer 1

A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞错了

一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”

“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。

“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。

“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”

Answer 2

the boy ask gilr,can you speak chinese?the gilr sad,yes.男孩开始用汉语想女孩表白，女孩被男孩的真诚所打动，于是他们两个开始了甜蜜的爱情，在经过了重重困难两人步入了婚姻的殿堂，后来他们有了孩子，慢慢的孩子长大了，他们也老了，直到他们的孩子也有了孩子，当他们回首往事时，男孩说，当初的出题的那小子太牛B了，老子就会这两句英语，还好老子反应快，要不什么时候讨到老婆也不一定！女孩笑了，其实她也就听得懂这两句，男孩一问他就赶紧说了yes要不两人还真走不到一起！

Answer 3

one car come one car go ,tu car pengpeng tu car huai