Question

谁能帮用英语翻译一下这个短笑话？ 谢谢

谁能帮我翻译一下 感激不尽 分全部给
一天我买烟，买了包20的…给老板50，找我40，我装兜里就走了，没走多远老板喊我：你的烟没拿！我留下了感动的泪水：你多找我十块钱。老板也留下了感动的泪水：小伙子，把烟拿来，我给你换一包。抽着老板新换给我的烟，那纯正的味道不禁再次感动我：老板，把刚才那张50的拿来我给你换一张。
不要机器翻译的 谢谢

Answer 1

One day，I went to buy a packet of cigarettes. i bought a packet of ￥20，and give 50 to the boss. He returned 40 to me, I put the money in my pocket and went away. but I havn't go far before he called my back and told me “You forgot your cigarettes” , I was moved to tears and told the truth that he gave me 10 yuan more than i should get. but the boss was also moved to tears and told me“ hi buddy，give me the packet of cigarettes back. i will change one for you.”。 with the renewed cigarette in my mouth，the pure smelll moved me again，I just couldn't help but told the boss：" Pls give the 50 back and I'll change one for you. “

真心自己一句句翻译的哈，希望能采纳！而且我看过这个笑话，当时笑死了哈哈！

Answer 2

I buy cigarettes a day, bought a packet of 20... 40, 50, for the boss to find me I put in my pocket and went away, didn't walk far the boss called me, you don't smoke have! I was moved by the tears: do you find me ten dollars. The boss also left behind was moved to tears, lad, bring the smoke, I give you a pack of. Smoke the new change to my boss, the perfect taste once again moved me: boss, bring the 50 just now I give you a replacement.

Answer 3

One day i buy a cigarettes,buy 20bao,pay 50yuan for boss,and he give me 40 yuan,i put it in my pocket,no long i go,the boss say yo me:your cigarettes.I slow down tears.You give me more 10 yuan.the boss also tears.Fuck ,you cigarettes.NO.it's your cigarettes!