Question

请把这个搞笑爱情故事翻译成英语，急！谢谢

结婚前> 往下看↓:
男:太好了!我期盼的日子终于来临了!我都等不及了!
女:我可以反悔吗?
男:不,你甚至想都别想!
女:你爱我吗?
男:当然!
女:你会背叛我吗?
男:不会,你怎么会有这种想法?
女:你可以吻我一下吗?
男:当然,决不可能只有一下!
女:你有可能打我吗?
男:永远不可能!
女:我能相信你吗?
<结婚后> 从下往上看↑

Answer 1

推荐答案的是直接翻译的吧？

Before marriage: Look by descending
Man: It's too great.The day I longed has finally came.
Woman: Can I regret ?
Man: No! Don't even think about it !
Woman: Do you love me ?
Man: Of course!
Woman: Will you betray me ?
Man: No, why do have this kind of thought ?
Woman: Can you kiss me ?
Man: Of course, more than once.
Woman: Will you hit me ?
Man: Impossible !
Woman: Can I believe you ?
After marriage: Look by ascending

楼主，这是靠人脑翻译的~

Answer 2

Before marriage > downwards see press:
Male: great! I look forward to the day has finally arrived! I can't wait!
Woman: may I back?
Man: no, you even don't even think about it.
Female: do you love me?
Male: of course!
Female: you betray me?
Man: no, what makes you this idea?
Female: you can kiss me?
Male: of course, it can not only once!
Female: you may have hit me?
Man: can never!
Woman: can I believe you?
< > after marriage from down to up to see ↑

Answer 3

Before marriage> look down ↓:
M: Great! I look forward to the day finally arrived! I can not wait!
Woman: I can go back on it?
M: No, you do not even think!
F: Do you love me?
M: Of course!
Female: You can betray me?
M: No, how do you get that idea?
W: You may kiss me?
M: Of course, not possible only then!
W: You may hit me?
M: never!
Woman: I can trust you?
<Marriage> from the bottom up ↑

Answer 4

before marriage：Look down
boy：Great! I look forward to the day finally arrived! I can not wait!
girl： can I go back on it?
boy：No, you do not even think!
girl：Do you love me？
boy：of course！
girl：Will you betray me?
boy：Not, how do you get that idea?
girl：Can you kiss me？
boy：Of course, not possible only then!
girl： Can it be that you hit me？
boy：Never!
girl：Can I trust you?
after marriage：Look up