Question

请把这个搞笑爱情故事翻译成英语，谢谢

结婚前> 往下看↓:
男:太好了!我期盼的日子终于来临了!我都等不及了!
女:我可以反悔吗?
男:不,你甚至想都别想!
女:你爱我吗?
男:当然!
女:你会背叛我吗?
男:不会,你怎么会有这种想法?
女:你可以吻我一下吗?
男:当然,决不可能只有一下!
女:你有可能打我吗?
男:永远不可能!
女:我能相信你吗?
<结婚后> 从下往上看↑

Answer 1

Before getting married (please read from top to bottom↓)
M: Great! The day I've been looking forward to is finally here. I'm already out of my patience!
W: Can I change my mind?
M: No, never even think of that!
W: Do you love me?
M: Of course!
W: Will you betray me?
M: No, How can you think so?
W: Will you kiss me once?
M: Of course, but absolutely not just one!
W: Will you beat me?
M: Absolutely not!
W: Can I trust you?
After getting married (please read from bottom to top↑)
很有意思，哈哈，手工翻译好了

Answer 2

嗯我是直接译的 开头什么的没有用大写 楼主可以自己改下
翻译的不好有点雷 楼主表介意 我不是学英语的 so。。。
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before the marriage look down from above

man: wonderful ！the day I expect is coming ！I can't wait any more！
woman:can I go back on my words?
man:no!you have no chace!(you can't ever think like that)
woman:do you love me?
man:of course!
women:will you betray me ?
man:no! why could you think about this?
woman:can you kiss me?
man:of course and not only for one time!
woman:is there any possibility that you will beat me ?
man:never!!
woman:can I trust you?

after the marriage look up from bottom

Answer 3

Before marriage:Look down↓:
Male:Great! The day I was expecting is finally coming! I can hardly wait!
Female:Can I go back on my word?
Male:No,you can't.
Female:Do you love me?
Male: Of course!
Female: you betray me?
Man: No, what makes you have this idea?
Female: Can you give me a kiss?
Male: Of course, Never it can be just one kiss!
Female: Will you beat me?
Man: No,never!
Woman: Can I trust you?
<After marriage > Loo up ↑

Answer 4

man: great! I;m looking for today for long time! I can't waiting!
woman: can i go back up?
man: no!you can not even think so!
woman: do you love me?
man : of course!
woman: will you betray me?
man: no,How do you get that idea?
woman : would you kiss me?
man: sure! and never stop!
woman: will you beat me?
man : never!
woman: can i believe you?

Answer 5

M FIne.The day I expecting comes.I can't wait for more time.
W Can I take my words back?
M No,never think about doing that.
W Do you love me?
M Of course.
W Will you betray me?
M No,how can you imagine that?
W Can you give me one kiss ?
M Yes,but more than one.
W Will you beat me?
M Never.
W Can I trust you?
<After the wedding...READ from the ending to the beginning.>

Answer 6

before marriage
man:great, the day i have been long look forward to finally comes, i can't wait
woman:may i retract?
m:no ,don't make dreams!
w:do you love me?
m:of course i do
w:will you betray me?
m:no, why ask?
w:can you kiss me just one time?
m:of course, and by no means just one time!
w:will you beat me?
m:never will i !
w:can i trust you ?
after marriage,read it from the bottom