Question

关于春节的英语笑话

Answer 1

At noon, the house of two friends, my people less likely to drink and wanted to go downstairs to Japan unveils Xing Columbia. He had just reached the door, they saw a small card hanging on door handles, I would look closely, above read: playing a night of mahjong, do not disturb sleep. The next morning, I went down to the door when you pass by Xing Columbia, see the door handles, there are still a small card hanging in there, and glanced at the contents of the card changed, changed: the drunk, do not disturb .
翻译： 挂牌过年

中午，家里来了两个朋友，我这人不太会喝酒，就想去找楼下的兴哥来陪酒。刚走到他家门口，就看见门把手上挂着一个小纸牌，我仔细一看，上边写着：打了一晚的麻将，请勿打扰睡觉。 第二天早上，我下楼路过兴哥家门口时，见门把手上仍然有一张小纸牌在那儿挂着，看了看，纸牌上的内容变了，改成了：喝醉了，请勿打扰。

【2】
Eight benefits of Spring jobs

1. A high hit rate at the end of all of the companies are downsizing, but only that it recruitment, it is not obvious to tell the public of its serious shortage of human resources do? At this point if someone went to candidates to ensure a quasi-one pick. 2. Few foreign talent competition, I go back home and loved ones
翻译：春节求职的八大好处

1．命中率高 所有的公司都在年底裁员，惟独它在招工，这不明显地告诉公众其人力资源严重短缺吗？此时如果有人前去应聘，保证一挑一个准。 2．竞争不多 外来人才都回家乡和亲人

【3】The company's mission to eat Nian Fan

This year in the company for the New Year together, eating regiment Nian Fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? Male Wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly Biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! Who opened the bottle?

翻译：在公司吃团年饭

今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时，经理酒醉，入厕呕吐，恰逢一男职员正小解，经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒？男闻声急停，不料憋出个屁来，经理大怒：妈的！谁又开了一瓶？

Answer 2

1 从前,有一户人家挂春联,大儿子说:"新年好."二儿子说:"倒霉少."爸爸说:"不得打官司."结果粘上去成了:新年好倒霉,少不得打官司."
2爸爸正在粘对联,他对小明说:"粘高了喊升官,低了喊发财."爸爸粘好后,小明说:"爸爸既不升官,也不发财."