Question

帮忙翻译下这个....广告词.

这人啊一上年纪就缺钙，过去一天三遍地吃，麻烦！现在好了，有了新盖中盖高钙片，一片顶过去五片,一口气上五楼.不费劲.一天一片,效果不错,还实惠!有了盖中盖,再也不怕上楼了~!
这年头.老了皱纹多啊....形象不好，严重影响市容.没事,有了盖中盖,吃一片年轻十岁,再也不怕老了~!
过几天就要期末考试了啊,平时没好好学,挂科杂办啊?没事,有了盖中盖,吃一片智商翻倍,保证不挂科,门门都满分.有了盖中盖,再也不怕挂科了!
有了盖中盖,我行,你也行,一般人我不告诉他~
别用网上的翻译器翻译..那语法错误连篇啊...
再强调一次..不要用网上的翻译..这两位都是啊..无语~~~

Answer 1

This is an older man ah to calcium deficiency, the last day of the three over and over to eat, trouble! 现在好了，有了新盖中盖高钙片，一片顶过去五片,一口气上五楼.不费劲.一天一片,效果不错,还实惠!有了盖中盖,再也不怕上楼了~! Well now, a new high calcium cap lid, one roof in the past five, breath on the fifth floor. Without difficulty. Day one, good results, but also affordable! With lid cover, no longer afraid of the stairs ~!
这年头.老了皱纹多啊....形象不好，严重影响市容.没事,有了盖中盖,吃一片年轻十岁,再也不怕老了~! This year. The old image of wrinkles and more .... ah well, seriously affecting the city. All right, with the lid cover and eat a young and old, no longer afraid of getting old ~!
过几天就要期末考试了啊,平时没好好学,挂科杂办啊?没事,有了盖中盖,吃一片智商翻倍,保证不挂科,门门都满分.有了盖中盖,再也不怕挂科了! Finals will be a few days ah, usually not a good school, hanging miscellaneous subjects do ah? Right, covered with lid, and eat a piece of intelligence doubled, to ensure that families are not linked to the door out of doors. With lid cover , no longer afraid of hanging branches of the!
有了盖中盖,我行,你也行,一般人我不告诉他~ With the lid in the cover, I can, you can do, most people I did not tell him ~

Answer 2

我英语很好哦~~
This man is an elderly calcium throughout the past day, three eat, trouble! Well now, with new in the cover cover high calcium tablet, a roof over the past five, breath fifth floor. Not laborious. One day a, the result is right, but also benefits! A cover medium cover, no longer fear upstairs ~!
This year. Old wrinkled much ah... Image is bad, the serious influence appearance. It's ok, have cover medium cover, eating a ten years younger, also not be afraid old ~!
Few days the final exam ah, don't normally have good good study, hanged division miscellaneous do? No problem, the cover medium cover, eating a IQ doubled, guarantee not hanged division, doors are full marks. With the cover medium cover, no longer fear is hanged division!
A cover medium cover, I can, you can do it, and ordinary people I don't tell him ~