急!!求翻译这个笑话的英文!!

今日下午一点以前。翻译要我能在一分钟内讲完的。不要有语法错误!一个领导和两个下属掉下了悬崖,他们抓住了同一根树枝。树枝承受不住他们的重量,即将折断。领导要求两个下属跳下去... 今日下午一点以前。翻译要我能在一分钟内讲完的。不要有语法错误!
一个领导和两个下属掉下了悬崖,他们抓住了同一根树枝。树枝承受不住他们的重量,即将折断。领导要求两个下属跳下去,两个下属不肯。于是领导说:“既然我是领导,那我就舍己为人跳下去,希望你们以后能好好工作。好,我的讲话结束了。”两个下属立刻鼓掌……结果他们掉了下去。
差不多就这个意思,附加一个要求:“好,我的讲话结束了 ” 这句要求用英语翻译出来观众能听得懂是这么个味道~
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一个领导和两个下属掉下了悬崖,他们抓住了同一根树枝。树枝承受不住他们的重量,即将折断。领导要求两个下属跳下去,两个下属不肯。于是领导说:“既然我是领导,那我就舍己为人跳下去,希望你们以后能好好工作。好,我的讲话结束了。”两个下属立刻鼓掌……结果他们掉了下去。
A leader and two subordinates had fallen into the cliff, they seized with a stick. Branch can not bear their weight, is about to break. Leadership requires two subordinates jump, two subordinates would not. So the leadership said: "Since I was leading, I'll jump off self-sacrifice, hope you to be able to work well. well, my speech is over. " of two subordinates immediately applauded ... and they fell down ....

A leader and two subordinates had fallen into the cliff,一个领导和两个下属掉下了悬崖,
they seized with a stick.他们抓住了同一根树枝。
Branch can not bear their weight,树枝承受不住他们的重量,
is about to break. 即将折断。
Leadership requires two subordinates jump, 领导要求两个下属跳下去,
two subordinates would not.两个下属不肯。
So the leadership said: 于是领导说:
"Since I was leading,“既然我是领导,
I'll jump off self-sacrifice, 那我就舍己为人跳下去,
hope you to be able to work well.希望你们以后能好好工作。
well, my speech is over. " 好,我的讲话结束了。”
of two subordinates immediately applauded ...两个下属立刻鼓掌……
and they fell down ....结果他们掉了下去。

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Today before 1pm. Translation should I can finish speak in a minute. Don't have grammar mistake!
A leader and two subordinate off a cliff, they caught the same branch. Branches bear their weight, is broken. Leadership requires two subordinate jump down go to, the two subordinates, or not. So leader said: "since I was leadership, then I know nothing of SheJiWeiRen jump down go to, I hope you can get a good job after. Well, I talk over." Two subordinate immediately applause... As a result, they dropped.
About this meaning, add a requirement: "good, I talk over" this sentence requirements in English interpreter out the audience can understand is such a taste ~
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A leader and two subordinate off a cliff, they caught the same branch. Branches bear their weight, is broken. Leadership requires two subordinate jump down go to, the two subordinates, or not. So leader said: "since I was leadership, then I know nothing of SheJiWeiRen jump down go to, I hope you can get a good job after. Well, I talk over." Two subordinate immediately applause... As a result, they dropped
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Today before 1pm. Translation should I can finish speak in a minute. Don't have grammar mistake!

A leader and two subordinate off a cliff, they caught the same branch. Branches bear their weight, is broken. Leadership requires two subordinate jump down go to, the two subordinates, or not. So leader said: "since I was leadership, then I know nothing of SheJiWeiRen jump down go to, I hope you can get a good job after. Well, I talk over." Two subordinate immediately applause... As a result, they dropped. Well, my speech
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There's once a boss and two of his assistants fell off a cliff;however,they all grabbed a same branch. Of course,the branch couldn't hold all three of them,it's going to break. So the boss asked his two assistants to jump.They definitely didn't want to. Guess what did the boss say?!"Since I'm your boss,I'm gonig to sacrifice myself so you guys can work harder in the future.Okay,that's all what I want to say." The two assistants clapped their hands right after...as a matter of fact...they fell.
Okay,that's all about it.
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