Question

求两人幽默英语对话

要求纯对话。最好是两个女生的，要幽默的，不要太多难词～但是时间要差不多5分钟的，不要太短。谢谢～有加分

Answer 1

Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

长寿秘诀

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”

“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”

Answer 2

《怎么样拒绝男生。。。》
男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
男：Is this seat empty？这个座位是空的吗？
女：Yes，and this one will be if you sit down.是的，如果你坐下，我的这个座位就是空的。
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？ 这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？
女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend. 抱歉。这个周末我头疼。
男：I think I could make you very happy. 我想我能让你非常快乐。
女：Why？ Are you leaving？是吗？你是说你要离开？

Answer 3

小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

雇主 how much do you want a month? 你一个月想要多少钱？
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you .
800块， 吃你的，住你的

Answer 4

甲女生：just怎么读？
乙女生：（是结巴）驾~驾~驾驾~驾~
甲女生：吁~~吁~吁吁~吁
（哈哈哈哈~~~~）
虽然有点冷，不过还蛮搞笑的，希望没冻着你！

Answer 5

搞笑翻译：
how old are you ?
怎么老是你

how old are your mother ?
怎么老是你妈？