Question

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大笨狼是谁呀？他是森林里最懒惰也最贪吃的家伙，而且还是最笨最笨的那一个，所以大家都叫他大笨狼。
一天晚上饿的特别厉害的大笨狼来到了小河边，他已经一天没吃东西了。这时，他看到河面上映着的圆月亮，还以为那是大烧饼呢，馋的口水都流出来了，手舞足蹈的叫道：“我要吃烧饼，我要吃烧饼！”说着，大笨狼吧口水一吸，竟向水面上的月亮影子扑去，结果一头栽进了水里。当然，大笨狼什么也没有吃到，只喝了一肚子的凉水。
后来，他的死党坏狐狸请他去吃烧饼。大笨狼连忙摇头说：“我可不想再喝水了。”从此，大笨狼的笨名是越来越响了。

Answer 1

大笨狼是谁呀？他是森林里最懒惰也最贪吃的家伙，而且还是最笨最笨的那一个，所以大家都叫他大笨狼。
Who is the big stupid wolf? He's the laziest and greediest guy in the forest, as well as the most stupid one. For this reason people call him Big Stupid Wolf.
一天晚上饿的特别厉害的大笨狼来到了小河边，他已经一天没吃东西了。这时，他看到河面上映着的圆月亮，还以为那是大烧饼呢，馋的口水都流出来了，手舞足蹈的叫道：“我要吃烧饼，我要吃烧饼！”说着，大笨狼吧口水一吸，竟向水面上的月亮影子扑去，结果一头栽进了水里。当然，大笨狼什么也没有吃到，只喝了一肚子的凉水。
One evening, the heavily hungry stupid wolf, who had been hungry for a whole day, went to the river. Suddenly he saw the reflection of the moon in the river, and he took it as a round cake. He drooled over the cake and shouted out, "I'd like to eat it!" as he was shouting, the big stupid jumped towards the moon, only to drop into the water. Of course, none of cakes did the stupid wolf eat, but the full stomach of cold water.
后来，他的死党坏狐狸请他去吃烧饼。大笨狼连忙摇头说：“我可不想再喝水了。”从此，大笨狼的笨名是越来越响了。
Later than that, his best friend fox invited him to eat some cakes. The stupid wolf shook his head at once and said:"I don't want any water more." From then on, the stupid wolf became even famous for his stupidity.

楼上翻译机痕迹太明显了。。。

Answer 2

Big Ben Wolf is who ah? He is the forest is lazy and most greedy guy, and still the most stupid the most stupid that one, so everyone called him Big Ben Wolf.
One night the special severe of big hungry Wolf came to the small river stupid, he has hadn't eaten anything for a day. Then he saw the round moon river theaters, thought it was big pancake, chan saliva? All out, dancing call way: "I want to eat baked wheat cake, I want to eat baked wheat cake!" Say, Big Ben Wolf, that's a saliva to absorb the moon on the water, the results a shadow rush toward to planted into the water. Of course, Big Ben Wolf nothing to eat, drink only the wake of cold water.
Later, his friend bad fox please him to eat baked wheat cake. Big Ben Wolf hurriedly shake head said: "I don't want to drink." Since then, Big Ben Wolf stupid name is louder.

蒽蒽，就是这样