Question

英语趣味短文，要有中文（可以是笑话）。 谢谢了

初一水平的

Answer 1

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don’t think of money when they’re afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don’t know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I’m a policeman.
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I’m a writer． I’m always telling stories about things that never happened

Answer 2

专业八级的服务员对老外的招待
前台小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You are what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come?

Answer 3

你是初一的吗？为什么不可以是初三的？初三的有好多的有意思的短文的！你真的确定吗？

Answer 4

老师：“难道还有什么事情比我们咬开一个桃子时，发现里面有好几条虫子更糟糕的吗？”
学生：“有，发现所有虫子都只剩下半条了。”