Question

翻译 谢谢

We were on tour a few summers ago, driving through Chicago, when right outside of the city, we got pulled over. A middle-aged policeman came up to the car and was really being troublesome at first. Lecturing us, he said,“You were speeding. Where are you going in such a hurry?” Our guitarist, Tim, told him that we were on our way to Wisconsin to play a show. His way towards us totally changed. He asked, “Oh, so you boys are in a band（乐队）？”We told him that we were. He then asked all the usual band questions about the type of music we played, and how long we had been at it. Suddenly, he stopped and said, “Tim, you want to get out of this ticket, don’t you?” Tim said,“Yes.” So the officer asked him to step out of the car. The rest of us, inside the car, didn’t know what to think as we watched the policeman talk to Tim. Next thing we knew, the policeman was putting Tim in the back of the police car he had parked in front of us. With that, he threw the car into reverse（倒车），stopping a few feet in back of our car. Now we suddenly felt frightened. We didn’t know if we were all going to prison, or if the policeman was going to sell Tim on the black market or something. All of a sudden, the policeman’s voice came over his loudspeaker. He said, “Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, we have Tim here singing on Route 90.”Turns out, the policeman had told Tim that the only way he was getting out of the ticket was if he sang part of one of our songs over the loudspeaker in the police car. Seconds later, Tim started screaming into the receiver. The policeman enjoyed the performance, and sent us on our way without a ticket.

Answer 1

数个假期以前，我们自驾出游。刚刚驶离旧金山，我们就被迫停车了。一位中年警察来到车前，开始很麻烦，他教训我们，说，你们超速了，这么匆匆忙忙去干什么”，我们当中的吉他手，Tim,告诉他，我们正前往威斯康星州去演奏。然后他对待我们的方式完全变了。他问我们，“天，那你们都是玩乐队的吗？”，我们说是的，接着他又问了关于乐队音乐的许多通俗问题，并且还问我们玩乐队有多长时间了。突然地，他停下来了，对tim说，你们不想收到这张罚单，对不对？”，tim点头。因此警官就要tim下车，其他人就呆着车内，看着警官同tim谈话，不知道做什么。接下来，这位警官让tim坐到警车的后座，之前警车是停在我们车前面的。然后他倒车，在距离我们车几步远的后方停下了。此刻我们突然觉得很害怕，我们不知道我们是否会进监狱，或者警官会把tim卖到黑市去，很担心这类事情。出乎意料的，警官透过他的扬声器说：女士们，先生们，欢迎tim在第90道上首次歌唱。”警官转头，告诉tim,如果我们不想收到罚单，唯一的途径就是在警车里用扬声器唱一首我们乐队的歌。几秒后，tim就开始在扬声器里嚎叫了。警官很满意他的表现，然后没开罚单就放我们走了。

Answer 2

我们几个夏天在旅游前，驾驶芝加哥，通过时右以外的地区，我们得拉。中年的警察来到了这辆车，真是麻烦在第一次。讲授我们，他说，"你在超速。你哪里匆忙？"我们的吉他手，蒂姆，告诉他我们在威斯康星州的播放方式。对我们彻底改变了他的方式。他问："哦，"让你的孩子是在 band（乐队）？ 中我们告诉他我们了。然后，他问我们玩，音乐的类型和多长时间，我们已经已在它的所有通常带问题。突然，他停下来，说："添，你想要走出这张票，不是吗？"蒂姆说，"是"。因此，主任问他要走出这辆车。在轿内剩下的人，不知道怎么想当我们注视着添交谈的警察。我们所知道的下一件事情，警察将添放他停摆在我们面前的警车的后面。这一点，他扔进我们的车的后面几英尺 reverse（倒车），stopping 的车。现在我们突然感到害怕。我们不知道如果我们去监狱，或如果警察去卖蒂姆在黑市上的东西。突然间，警察的声音从他的扬声器。他说："女士们、 先生们，第一次，我们就有蒂姆在这里唱着航线 90。"转出，警察告诉蒂姆他走出票的唯一方式是如果他唱我们的歌曲之一的一部分通过喇叭警车里。几秒钟后，添开始尖叫到接收器。警察享有的性能，并寄上我们没有票的方式。

Answer 3

建议把这段文字拆段提问，或者加分…这段翻译不难，就是太长啦…