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2011安徽省中考零分作文《师生之间》
哎！刚看到这题目时，我承认，我的荷尔蒙颗粒已经沸腾了！因为这次考上高中已不是梦想！
在我没考试的时候，老师就对我讲：“你能考上高中简直就是梦想！”
但是我这次可以大声地喊出：“我考不上高中简直就是梦想！”
可是我不能喊！我隐隐约约地感觉到监考老师的杀气！那股杀气真的很可怕！
所以还得趴在这桌上继续的考！
师生之间？
拜托出题老师你专业点！你是指哪位？
我初三都读了四年了，可我还是考不上！我爸妈还是逼我考！
他们常对我说：“孩子！现在这个社会要的是学历！有学历才最重要！”
所以我忍着别人异样的眼光复读了四年！
但是！这次我不会啦！历史不将会重演！
好象有点跑偏题了！但是我说的是师生之间！
“有啦！”我脑袋瓜突然大转弯，险些冲出弯道！
监考老师走了过来，对我说到：“我注意你很久了！动作太明显！”
我的大脑突然又开始加速度！
今年高考的一些三两事马上闪过脑海！
对！就用那句话！
我对监考老师说到：“以后我们还是有机会见面的！”
此语一出！监考老师也愣住了！
监考老师忙对我说：“你…你……你继续！”
哈哈！
看了看表！还有四十分钟！字数也不够！那就再写点！
哦！对啦！师生之间，就是老师和学生嘛！这种关系可有可无若隐若现电闪雷鸣日月无光惊天地泣鬼神……（哎呀！语文老师说作文里要多用成语才能得高分！越多越好！可我现在没词了！）
刚才计算错误，原来早就五百字！现在经济危机，笔油可是要珍惜的！！
可我也衲闷，我怎么会数错？
嗯！都是我幼儿园老师惹得祸！他竟然在我还没成熟之前就告诉我一加一等于二！
从此我幼小的心灵……
你说这样的老师我能和他有感情吗！？
尊敬的出题老师你想到了吗？
好了！不写了！再说这作文格子也不够了！
最后，我想说，我终于可以考上高中了！普天同庆！哈哈！
哎！刚看到这题目时，我承认，我的荷尔蒙颗粒已经沸腾了！因为这次考上高中已不是梦想！
在我没考试的时候，老师就对我讲：“你能考上高中简直就是梦想！”
但是我这次可以大声地喊出：“我考不上高中简直就是梦想！”
可是我不能喊！我隐隐约约地感觉到监考老师的杀气！那股杀气真的很可怕！
所以还得趴在这桌上继续的考！
师生之间？
拜托出题老师你专业点！你是指哪位？
我初三都读了四年了，可我还是考不上！我爸妈还是逼我考！
他们常对我说：“孩子！现在这个社会要的是学历！有学历才最重要！”
所以我忍着别人异样的眼光复读了四年！
但是！这次我不会啦！历史不将会重演！
好象有点跑偏题了！但是我说的是师生之间！
“有啦！”我脑袋瓜突然大转弯，险些冲出弯道！
监考老师走了过来，对我说到：“我注意你很久了！动作太明显！”
我的大脑突然又开始加速度！
今年高考的一些三两事马上闪过脑海！
对！就用那句话！
我对监考老师说到：“以后我们还是有机会见面的！”
此语一出！监考老师也愣住了！
监考老师忙对我说：“你…你……你继续！”
哈哈！
看了看表！还有四十分钟！字数也不够！那就再写点！
哦！对啦！师生之间，就是老师和学生嘛！这种关系可有可无若隐若现电闪雷鸣日月无光惊天地泣鬼神……（哎呀！语文老师说作文里要多用成语才能得高分！越多越好！可我现在没词了！）
刚才计算错误，原来早就五百字！现在经济危机，笔油可是要珍惜的！！
可我也衲闷，我怎么会数错？
嗯！都是我幼儿园老师惹得祸！他竟然在我还没成熟之前就告诉我一加一等于二！
从此我幼小的心灵……
你说这样的老师我能和他有感情吗！？
尊敬的出题老师你想到了吗？
好了！不写了！再说这作文格子也不够了！
最后，我想说，我终于可以考上高中了！普天同庆！哈哈！
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生命并没有结束
“死不死？”“就该枪毙！”一群人说着、骂着。
“你死不死？”监考老师在前面看着下面交头接耳的考生。
虽然考试还没有开始，但是火药味已经很浓了，似乎张开嘴就能吃到枪药了。
语文卷子在考试前5分钟就发下来了，看到作文后我就想到了这个题目《生命并没有结束》。我的脑子里顿时思绪万千，已经无暇顾及前面的那60分题了，拿起笔就添上了答案，也不知道有没有多选题。
好好想作文怎么写，突然我看到了脚下的阿迪王，这让我联想到了春哥、大帝……那句口口相传，老幼皆知，最经典的口号：信春哥，得永生！对啊，生命并没有结束，因为我们都信春哥，我们可以得到永生，生命怎能结束？！
我又一次欣赏了脚下的阿迪王，那么光艳美丽！大帝、春哥保佑我吧，我不仅要生命，还要分数！
老师，这份试卷是有魔力的，如果你不信春哥、不信大帝，那么你必死无疑。如果你希望你的生命不会结束，那么就请给我一个满分，我们敬爱的春哥和大帝一定会饶恕你的！
写到这里差不多400字了，距离要求的600字还差点，那我就再写上几句吧。
还是说说考场里面的事情，此时考场内已经乱了，此时不是武松的血溅鸳鸯楼，而是血溅中考场！带着刀的那个人我不认识，但是看到他脚下的阿迪王我就知道他是我哥们。我也看到了有人躺在了地上，早已血肉模糊，希望他也信春哥，生命不会结束，否则估计死定了。
考场中一片惨象，两位监考老师似乎都很胆小，躲在讲台后面不敢出来，考场内好学生面前的卷子早已被抢跑，一群穿着阿迪王的学生在狂抄。我不想去抄，因为我不想违反考场纪律，仍然坐在我的位置上完成这篇作文。
突然，我听到了警车的声音，隐隐约约的，因为考场里面太嘈杂了。没错，就是警察，手持防暴盾进入了我们考场，那些打人的、抢卷子的学生全被带出去了，我想我做对了，要不就会进去了，这篇作文也没法再展现在世人面前了。
生命并没有结束，因为我的目标还没有实现，我的希望，我的理想，我的一切……
“死不死？”“就该枪毙！”一群人说着、骂着。
“你死不死？”监考老师在前面看着下面交头接耳的考生。
虽然考试还没有开始，但是火药味已经很浓了，似乎张开嘴就能吃到枪药了。
语文卷子在考试前5分钟就发下来了，看到作文后我就想到了这个题目《生命并没有结束》。我的脑子里顿时思绪万千，已经无暇顾及前面的那60分题了，拿起笔就添上了答案，也不知道有没有多选题。
好好想作文怎么写，突然我看到了脚下的阿迪王，这让我联想到了春哥、大帝……那句口口相传，老幼皆知，最经典的口号：信春哥，得永生！对啊，生命并没有结束，因为我们都信春哥，我们可以得到永生，生命怎能结束？！
我又一次欣赏了脚下的阿迪王，那么光艳美丽！大帝、春哥保佑我吧，我不仅要生命，还要分数！
老师，这份试卷是有魔力的，如果你不信春哥、不信大帝，那么你必死无疑。如果你希望你的生命不会结束，那么就请给我一个满分，我们敬爱的春哥和大帝一定会饶恕你的！
写到这里差不多400字了，距离要求的600字还差点，那我就再写上几句吧。
还是说说考场里面的事情，此时考场内已经乱了，此时不是武松的血溅鸳鸯楼，而是血溅中考场！带着刀的那个人我不认识，但是看到他脚下的阿迪王我就知道他是我哥们。我也看到了有人躺在了地上，早已血肉模糊，希望他也信春哥，生命不会结束，否则估计死定了。
考场中一片惨象，两位监考老师似乎都很胆小，躲在讲台后面不敢出来，考场内好学生面前的卷子早已被抢跑，一群穿着阿迪王的学生在狂抄。我不想去抄，因为我不想违反考场纪律，仍然坐在我的位置上完成这篇作文。
突然，我听到了警车的声音，隐隐约约的，因为考场里面太嘈杂了。没错，就是警察，手持防暴盾进入了我们考场，那些打人的、抢卷子的学生全被带出去了，我想我做对了，要不就会进去了，这篇作文也没法再展现在世人面前了。
生命并没有结束，因为我的目标还没有实现，我的希望，我的理想，我的一切……
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Autobots! Transform and roll on!!!!!
This is my favourite dialogue in 'Transforms' .
I get to known these fantasty living machings when I was a little boy, and in the very moment I saw them I became a big fans of it. I dream of a transformer that belongs to me and I can help to protect the earth, and destory the evil forces.
One day, after scchool, I was on my way home, my sight was attracted by a toy shop. These was a G1 Optimus Prime--the gratest leader of the autobots showing in the shopwindow. I counld't move a step, because I saw my dream waving her hand to me. I stood infront of the shopwindow at least 10 minuts and the ran home as fast as I could. I told myself 'nobody can take the Prime expect me! '
I tried every thing I can to let my parents undertand how I wish to have that toy and I can do anything for it, even an A in the final exam. My parents love as I love the Prime, thanks to them, I got my precious back from the toy shop. From then, I had my first Transformers Toy.
When I was older, I got some other transformers, such Starscream, Roadblock, Ironhide, Soundwave and of course Megatron--the mighty lord of the Decepticons. I awalys put Optimus Prime and Megatron
together and let them point each other with their gun, imaging this is the final battle that can only discribed with the words -- 'One shall stand one shall fall ' .
Some people say: ' You are too old to have toys, you are not a junior now! ' or ' Look at you, just like a big boy that never grow up, it's childish. ' To these people, my only response is a kindly smile. I know they say those words are for my best. They just can't understand my 'strange' hobby. Infact, some people like to collecting stamps, some like MJ's CD and I just like transfomers! We have nothing in difference.
I love Optimus Prime, because he is powerfull, handsome, wise and full of conscientiousness. He have all the good merits a grate lead should have and also the weeknesses. He died in the last battle (and came back) just like a hero should be. Optimus Prime is a legend of the Cybertron.
I love Megatron, he was once a hero of Cybertron. He was the one who liberated Cybertron and fallen after that. Megatron have the grate ambition -- conquer the universe, just like other evil lords. He failed thousands of times but never give up, not even think of that. As the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron must be the most powerfull of them, as an evil lord, he is rigorous, tough and easy to getting angry. Megatron is a perfect bad guy.
I love transformers and the toys because there dosen't need to have a reason.
I never give up to collect any Transfomers Toys I can get. They have became the part of my life.
This is my favourite dialogue in 'Transforms' .
I get to known these fantasty living machings when I was a little boy, and in the very moment I saw them I became a big fans of it. I dream of a transformer that belongs to me and I can help to protect the earth, and destory the evil forces.
One day, after scchool, I was on my way home, my sight was attracted by a toy shop. These was a G1 Optimus Prime--the gratest leader of the autobots showing in the shopwindow. I counld't move a step, because I saw my dream waving her hand to me. I stood infront of the shopwindow at least 10 minuts and the ran home as fast as I could. I told myself 'nobody can take the Prime expect me! '
I tried every thing I can to let my parents undertand how I wish to have that toy and I can do anything for it, even an A in the final exam. My parents love as I love the Prime, thanks to them, I got my precious back from the toy shop. From then, I had my first Transformers Toy.
When I was older, I got some other transformers, such Starscream, Roadblock, Ironhide, Soundwave and of course Megatron--the mighty lord of the Decepticons. I awalys put Optimus Prime and Megatron
together and let them point each other with their gun, imaging this is the final battle that can only discribed with the words -- 'One shall stand one shall fall ' .
Some people say: ' You are too old to have toys, you are not a junior now! ' or ' Look at you, just like a big boy that never grow up, it's childish. ' To these people, my only response is a kindly smile. I know they say those words are for my best. They just can't understand my 'strange' hobby. Infact, some people like to collecting stamps, some like MJ's CD and I just like transfomers! We have nothing in difference.
I love Optimus Prime, because he is powerfull, handsome, wise and full of conscientiousness. He have all the good merits a grate lead should have and also the weeknesses. He died in the last battle (and came back) just like a hero should be. Optimus Prime is a legend of the Cybertron.
I love Megatron, he was once a hero of Cybertron. He was the one who liberated Cybertron and fallen after that. Megatron have the grate ambition -- conquer the universe, just like other evil lords. He failed thousands of times but never give up, not even think of that. As the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron must be the most powerfull of them, as an evil lord, he is rigorous, tough and easy to getting angry. Megatron is a perfect bad guy.
I love transformers and the toys because there dosen't need to have a reason.
I never give up to collect any Transfomers Toys I can get. They have became the part of my life.
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