Question

英语的FREE TALK 要讲什么？

我们英语每节课都要一个同学上台去演讲！可是我不知道要讲什么
希望大家能帮帮我
最好是一篇搞笑的文章或是```都可以
还要开场白哦
像 大家好今天我为大家讲的是`

Answer 1

汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

After Keating had learnt the fine art training course conducted by the Children's Palace for two years,he draw a portrait by the fauvism for his father as his birthday gift.Looking at his　own　"portrait painting" , his father felt a pang of pain, saying:"You'd better add the to it and convert it into a gorilla."
在季慈在少年宫学习了2年的绘画培训之后，他给父亲画了一副野兽派的自画像作为生日礼物。 看着这副
野兽派的自画像，他的父亲感到一阵痛楚，你最好给它加个东西，将它改类为黑猩猩

Why is he crying? 他为什么哭泣？
　　“Tom, what’s the matter with your brother?” asked the mother in the kitchen. “He’s crying.”
　　“Oh, nothing, Mum” replied Tom. “I’m eating my cake. He is crying because I won’t give him any.”
　　“But has he finished his own cake?”
　　“Yes.” said Tom. “And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.”
　　“汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？”在厨房的妈妈问道。“他怎么在哭啊？”
　　“哦，没事儿，妈妈。”汤姆回答道。“我在吃我的蛋糕。因为我不给他，他就哭了。”
　　“那他吃完了自己那块了？”
　　“是的。”汤姆说。“我帮他吃蛋糕的时候就哭了。”

Are They Worn Out?
"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."
"Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."
还没穿破？
“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”
“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么？如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是公还是字。”
2.Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。
朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。
3.A Great Man
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

随便先一篇作为主题

Answer 2

You can talk about your hobby,your family or your friend,your favorite teacher or movies, and so on