Question

提供有一些有趣的英语对话

Answer 1

1)tom's
excuse
teacher:
tom,
why
are
you
late
for
school
every
day?
tom:
every
time
i
come
to
the
corner,
a
sign
says,
"school-go
slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

Answer 2

刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
美国人：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you
have
what
thing？”
美国人：“can
you
speak
english？”
前台小姐：“if
i
not
speak
english，
i
am
speaking
what？”
美国人：“can
anybody
else
speak
english？”
前台小姐：“you
yourself
look.
all
people
are
playing，
no
people
have
time，
you
can
wait，
you
wait，
you
not
wait，
you
go！”
美国人：“good
heavens.
anybody
here
can
speak
english？”
前台小姐：“shout
what
shout，
quiet
a
little，
you
on
earth
have
what
thing?”
美国人：“i
want
to
speak
to
your
head.”
前台小姐：“head
not
zai.
you
tomorrow
come！”
美国人吐血。。。