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太监:陛下,驾到。音乐《包青天》前奏起秦始皇与太监出场秦始皇:(边跳边唱)秦朝有个秦始皇!统一天下正朝纲!不怕太阳晒,不怕风儿吹,只怕那此刺客来刺我。我可怎么办那?哎。。... 太监:陛下,驾到。
音乐《包青天》前奏起
秦始皇与太监出场
秦始皇:(边跳边唱)秦朝有个秦始皇!统一天下正朝纲!不怕太阳晒,不怕风儿吹,只怕那此刺客来刺我。我可怎么办那?哎。。。。。。(坐下)
武士:(出场)报~~~~~~
秦始皇:报什么报。
武士:(唱《抱一抱》)抱一抱,那个抱一抱,报告陛下,外面有人找。
秦始皇:谁?
武士:此人自称无名,说是带来刺客的首级献给陛下。
秦始皇:此话当真?
武士:yes sir!
秦始皇:快快宣上。
太监:宣无名上殿。
(无名踩台步而上,摆pose亮相后走与秦始皇面前与之握手)
无名:nice to meet you!
秦始皇:nice to meet you too!
(无名欲与秦始皇拥抱)
太监:休得无礼!(一把将他们推开)
无名:(做单腿跪状)叩见陛下!
秦始皇:免礼! 无名,我来问你。
太监:陛下,君主一般不称我,称寡人。
秦始皇:哦,对了,我怎么把这茬子事给忘了。无名,寡。。。寡妇问你。
太监:不是寡妇,是寡人。
秦始皇:(一脚把太监蹬倒在地)多嘴。 无名,寡人问你,你当真带来了刺客的首级?
无名:嗨!
太监:不可能,你拿出证据来。
秦始皇:可有人证?
武士:臣可以作证。
太监:反对,反对对方辨友收买我方选手作伪证。
秦始皇:反对无效!武士,快快讲来!
武士:刺客首级已送往厨房。
秦始皇:好,无名,快与寡人讲讲事情的始末。
无名:是,陛下。当年我们被招组成刺秦四人帮,分别是长空,残剑,飞雪及臣(运动员进行曲,猫步一一入场),人称(四人齐喊)F4!
四人上场做看流星状。《流星雨》背景音乐起,唱《流星雨》然后退场
无名:然而他们不知道,其实我是忠心于陛下您的。臣实为卧底。一日,臣与长空独处。
长空上
长空:(酷酷的仰望天空)远看月亮真圆啊,有时它也不是很圆,为何现在这么圆,因为它本来就圆。
幻无名:好诗啊好诗!长空兄为何如此感叹!
长空:唉,在下一想到刺秦之梦想还未成达成就感慨万千,诗性大发。啊,大海啊,全是水;骏马,四条腿!
幻无名:于是臣准备杀掉长空,臣使出臣的独门功夫――第八套广播体操第一节!
(音乐 广播体操 起,幻无名做“伸展运动”,杀掉长空)
长空:你你你~~~(倒地)
(无间道音乐起)
幻无名:对不起,我是卧底。
残剑:(残剑上,抽剑指着无名)你,你是卧底。
飞雪:(飞雪上)你们为何要自相残杀?
幻无名,残剑:他是卧底!
飞雪:到底谁是卧底?
幻无名,残剑:他!
飞雪:别吵。按老规矩。
(无名与残剑相互靠近,隔空一吻!)
残剑:对不起,我俩惺惺相吸,情不自禁!
(残剑和无名绕圈,然后划拳)
幻无名,残剑:(唱)两只小蜜蜂啊,飞到花丛中啊,飞啊,飞啊
秦始皇:stop!最后谁赢了?
无名:哈哈,正是臣,因为残剑那个傻瓜只会出剪刀。(残剑举起剪刀,做“耶”状)
秦始皇:后来呢?
(《后来》音乐起)
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Eunuch: your majesty, on baby.

Music "BaoQingTian" prelude up

Qin shihuang and the eunuch play

Qin shihuang: (singing) the qin dynasty dances while a emperor qin shi huang! Unity is the world ChaoGang! Not afraid of the sun, is not afraid of the wind blows, only afraid that the assassin to stab me. I can do that? Ah...... (sit)

Warrior: (play) report ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Qin shihuang: sign up for what the report.

Warrior: (singing "embrace an armful of") to cling to one embrace, that hold a embrace, report your majesty, there's someone looking for.

Qin shihuang: who?

Warrior: this person claiming to unknown, say that is to bring the head of an assassin to your majesty.

Qin shihuang: do you really mean it?

Warrior: yes sir!

Qin shihuang: quick quick on the mission.

Eunuch: promote the unknown house.

(unknown TaiBu and, on a walk and qin shi huang appear pose after and before the shake hands)

Unknown: nice to meet you!

Qin shihuang: nice to meet you too!

(unknown to embrace and qin shihuang)

Eunuch: don't get fresh! (a will they push)

Unknown: (do single leg knelt form) KouJian your majesty!

Qin shihuang: free gift! Unknown, let me ask you.

Eunuch: your majesty, generally don't say I monarch, I say.

Qin shihuang: oh, yes, how can I put this chi son to forget. Unknown, few... A widow ask you.

Eunuch: not a widow, are my.

Qin shihuang: (a foot to the eunuch pedal to pour in the ground) got a big mouth. Unknown, I ask you, you really brought the heads of the assassin?

Unknown: hi!

Eunuch: no way, you take out the evidence.

Qin shihuang: a witness who saw the accident?

Warrior: I can testify.

Eunuch: opposition, against each other friends buy off our cause player giving false testimony.

Qin shihuang: against invalid! Warrior, quick, quick, speak!

Warrior: the assassin head has been sent to the kitchen.

Qin shihuang: good, unknown, quick and then I about things from a to z.

Unknown: is, your majesty. When we were called composition qin gang of four, respectively is sky, remnants sword, snow and minister (athletes march, one MaoBu admission), said the man together shout) F4!

Four people play do see meteors form. "Meteor shower" background music on, sing "meteor shower" and then exits

Unknown: but they don't know, I actually is the faithful in your majesty. I actually undercover. One day, the minister and the sky to be alone.

On across the

(cool across the look up to the sky) far look at the moon's round ah, sometimes it is not very round, why now is so round, because it was round.

Unreal unknown: good poems ah good poem! Why so exclamation across the brother!

Sky: well, in the next thought of qin dream of ChengDa achievements are not filled with regrets, the poetic. Ah, ah sea, is full of water; Horse, four legs!

Unreal unknown: YuShiChen across the prepared to kill, I use I throw the kung fu-8 on the set of first quarter!

(music radio gymnastics on, unreal unknown do "stretch", kill sky)

Sky: you you you ~ ~ ~ (fell)

(no top-grossing music up)

Unreal unknown: I'm sorry, I'm undercover.

Remnants sword: (remnants sword, a sword by unknown) you, you are undercover.

Fly snow: (on) why are you flying snow fight against each other?

Unreal unknown, remnants sword: he is undercover!

Fly snow: who is the undercover?

Unreal unknown, remnants sword: he!

Fly snow: don't make so much noise. According to the old rules.

(unknown and remnants sword near each other, the empty a kiss!)

Remnants sword: I'm sorry, our phase pretence, he can't help!

(remnants sword and unknown around, and then HuaQuan)

Unreal unknown, remnants sword: (singing) two little bee ah, fly to the flowers ah, fly, fly

Qin shihuang: stop! The last who won?

Unknown: ha ha, it is I, because remnants sword that fool will only with scissors. (remnants sword lift scissors, do "and" form)

Qin shihuang: and then what?

(" later "music up)
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