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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
Never Mind
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
中文:
一个醉汉打袜指电话给警察局,报告小偷光顾了他的车,“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘,甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”
然而在警察码举还没有开始调查时,电话又一次响了起来,“没事了”,醉汉打着嗝说,“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”迟好碧
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
Never Mind
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
中文:
一个醉汉打袜指电话给警察局,报告小偷光顾了他的车,“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘,甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”
然而在警察码举还没有开始调查时,电话又一次响了起来,“没事了”,醉汉打着嗝说,“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”迟好碧
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He is only kisses the daddy, alone fosters seven year-old young boys.Whenever the child and the friend plays is injured, he to passed away the disappointment which the wife stays behind, then feels especially deeply, the moral nature transmits the intermittent dismal low cry unavoidably. This is he leaves behind the child to travel on official business the matter which the same day occurs. Because must rush for the train, does not have the time to accompany the child to have the breakfast, he then in a hurry left the main house gate.All the way was worrying the child does have eats meal, can cry, the heart always cannot lay down.Even if arrived at the business trip place, also often telephones goes home.But the child always very sensibly wants him not to want to worry.However because in the heart worries restlessly, then carelessly handles the matter, steps the homeward journey. Gets when the home the child has already slept soundly, he relaxed now at last.In journey exhausted, lets his whole body be incapable.When is preparing sleeping, is surprised suddenly: Under the cotton-wadded quilt, some bowl has overturned unexpectedly soaks the surface! “知粗This child!”He in a blaze of passion, the dynasty sleeps soundly the son's buttocks, hits ruthlessly.“Such isn't why clever, annoys the daddy to be angry? You are like this mischievous, who smears the cotton-wadded quilt must give to wash?”歼早 After this is the wife passed away, his first corporal punishment child. “I do not have ......” the child to tic the mournful sound to argue: “I not mischievous, this ......This is a supper which eats to the daddy.”氏猛雀 Original child in order to coordinate the time which the daddy goes home, soaked two bowls to soak the surface especially, bowl of own ate, another bowl gave the daddy. But because feared daddy that bowl of surface falls coolly, therefore admitted under the cotton-wadded quilt to keep warm. The daddy has listened, does not send a language closely to grasp the child? Looks in the bowl was left over that one half already soaks rises soaks the surface, child, this was in the world the delicacy soaks the surface extremely
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