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A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

  "Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

  "Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

  "You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

  其余的事由我负责

  一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。

  “快点,小姐!”他喊道:“请把门关上。”

  “噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。

  “请把门关上好了,”列车员说:“其余的事由我负责。”
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Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩:这个座位是空的么?
女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。
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my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老师:请说说看。
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
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A呀,这B孩子是C家的呀?光着脚站在D上,连EF都不穿。
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Little Johnny... Finding Jesus 小强尼-寻找耶稣
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."Mary answers, "He's in my heart."Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this."Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"一名主日学校的老师担心他的学生们有可能对耶稣感到困惑,于是他问他的学生们:“耶稣今天在哪里?”斯蒂芬举起他的手,说道:“他在天堂。”玛丽回答:“他在我心里。”小强尼用力挥了挥手,脱口而出:“他在我们浴室里!”大吃一惊的老师问小强尼他怎么知道这个。“这个嘛,”小强尼说:“每天早上,我父亲起床后,都会敲浴室的门喊着‘基督-耶稣,你还在里面啊?’”

参考资料: www.fanyi2006.com/youmogushi/166.html

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