Question

求翻译，

On one occasion a fight broke out at a beach party,with everyone punching and shoving.He wasn't content to sit and watch,but he couldn't stand unaided on the soft sad .In frustration he began to shout,"I'll fight anyone who will sit down with me!"
Nobody did .But the next day people kidded him by saying it was the first time any fighter was urged to take a dive before the fight began.

Answer 1

曾今在一个沙滩聚会上发生了一场打斗，所有人都互相推搡。他不满足于坐着旁观，但他也不能忍受独自沉浸在淡淡的悲伤中。（因为没人和他打架）在沮丧中他大喊，“我将和即将坐在我身边的那个人打一架！”
没人坐在他身边。第二天人们嘲笑他说，这是第一次斗殴者在斗殴开始前就被初始离开了。