Question

给一篇英语故事 （较短，有趣的 有中文翻译的）

Answer 1

In
the
first
computer
class,
some
row
of
schoolmate's
computer
halted.
Therefore
a
schoolmate
stood
said:
“teacher,
the
computer
has
halted,
our
row
entire.”By
now,
many
schoolmates
said:
“we
have
also
died.”By
now
teacher
asked:
“haven'唤拦t
some
who
died?”Only
then
a
schoolmate
stands:
“I
have
not
died!”Teacher
said
strangely:
“all
personnel
has
died,
why
don't
you
die?”
一日上电码塌脑课，有一排同学的电脑死机了。于是一位同学站起来说：“老师，电脑死机了，我们这排全死了。”这时，许多同学都说：“我们也死了。”这时老师问：“还有谁没死？”只有一位同学站起来：“我还没死！”老师奇怪的说：“全班都死了，和模胡你为什么不死？”