Question

求大神翻译一下（中译英）

警察1:站住,站住,在这么多人的面前居然敢偷东西
小偷1:这么多人,怎偏偏是追我们
警察2:我打不过其他的,而且你也跑得慢
小偷2:阿SIR,饶了我们吧,我这次没偷到东西,等下次偷到了再抓啊
警察:少废话,走,回差馆去
小偷:先吃点东西再走,我几天没吃东西了
警察:还想吃东西,为了抓你们我可几天没得休息
小偷:就饶我一次,最多下次偷到我分点给你
警察:少来这招,我们警察不会徇私枉法,贪收钱财,走.
小偷:还有几个伙伴,
警察:上回抢劫一对情侣是你们干的,你们的对象都是大学生?
小偷:大多数是大学生也有中学生,这些人的防卫能力太弱,容易上当受骗和被偷
警察:你们怎样行动的,多在什么时候?
小偷:一般在周五周六日最多,我们扮成大学生,并找个女孩陪在身边,这让人觉得我们像一对情侣,这样行动起来方便,.也不容易让警察发觉
警察:怎样去偷?
小偷:在周六日时,就有大量学生出街购物,这时候,人数比较拥挤,是偷盗的好时机,另外,就是在车上偷情侣的
警察:偷情侣的?看不顺眼
小偷:不是,车上的情侣揽揽抱抱亲亲密密,对周围全然不顾,偷他们的钱是最好不过了,另外就是偷那些睡觉的，那些人睡得像猪一样，所以偷这两类人是最好不过了，又安全又有钱赚，简直是不费吹灰之力。
警察:中国有你这种人是种祸害,
小偷:大不了,十八年后,又是一个出色的小偷.

Answer 1

警察1:站住,站住,在这么多人的面前居然敢偷东西
Cop 1: stop, stop, incredibly dare to steal things in front of so many people
小偷1:这么多人,怎偏偏是追虚举我们
The thief 1: so many people, how it happened that is chasing us
警察2:我打不过其他的,而且你也跑得慢
Policeman 2: I beat others, and you're also runs slowly
小偷2:阿SIR,饶了我们吧,我这次没偷到东西,等下次偷到了再抓啊
Thief 2: o SIR, rao we, this time I didn't steal the thing, such as stolen again catch next time
警察:少废话,走,回差馆去
Police: little useless talk, walk, go back to bad pavilion
小偷:先吃点东西再走,我几天没吃东西了
Thief: get something to eat before we go, I haven't eaten anything for several days
警察:还想吃东西,为了抓你们我可几天没得休息
Police: also want to eat something, I can rest a few days didn't get to catch you
小偷:就饶我一次,最多下次偷到我分点给你
Thief: give me time, I point to you next time to steal the most
警察蔽誉友:少来这招,我们警察不会徇私枉法,贪收钱财,走.
Police: less to this, the police won't be selfish, we collect money and go.
小偷:还有几个伙伴,
Thief: there are several partners,
警察:上回抢劫一对情侣是你们干的,你们的对象都是大学生?
Police: rob a couple that you did last time your objects are college students?
小偷:大多数是大学生也有中学生,这些人的防卫能力太弱,容宏槐易上当受骗和被偷
Thief: most are college students there are middle school students, the defense capabilities of these people are too weak, gullible and stolen
警察:你们怎样行动的,多在什么时候?
Police: how you act, at what time?
小偷:一般在周五周六日最多,我们扮成大学生,并找个女孩陪在身边,这让人觉得我们像一对情侣,这样行动起来方便,.也不容易让警察发觉
Thief: on Friday and Saturday, most commonly, we as college students, and find a girl to accompany in side, this let a person feel we like a pair of lovers, this action is convenient,. Don't let the police find easily
警察:怎样去偷?
Police: how to steal?
小偷:在周六日时,就有大量学生出街购物,这时候,人数比较拥挤,是偷盗的好时机,另外,就是在车上偷情侣的
The thief: on Saturday day, there is a large number of students out of the shopping street, at that time, the number is more crowded, is a good time to steal, and steal couple is in the car
警察:偷情侣的?看不顺眼
Police: steal couple? See not pleasing to the eye
小偷:不是,车上的情侣揽揽抱抱亲亲密密,对周围全然不顾,偷他们的钱是最好不过了,另外就是偷那些睡觉的，那些人睡得像猪一样，所以偷这两类人是最好不过了，又安全又有钱赚，简直是不费吹灰之力。
Thief: no, the car lovers LAN LAN hug kiss tightly, on the surrounding regardless, stole their money is better, in addition is to steal those who sleep, those who slept like a pig, so steal the two types of people is better, and security and making money, it is a breeze.
警察:中国有你这种人是种祸害,
Policeman: China has your this kind of person is a kind of evil,
小偷:大不了,十八年后,又是一个出色的小偷.
Thief: okay, 18 years later, again is a good thief.

Answer 2

Cop 1: stop, stop, in front of so many people can say the thief stealing 1: so many people, how it happened that is chasing us policeman 2: I play but the other, and you also run slow thief 2: o SIR, rao we, this time I didn't steal the thing, such as the next stolen again caught the police: little useless talk, walk, go back to bad pavilion thief: get something to eat before we go, I haven't eat for a few days the police, also want to eat something, I can rest a few days didn't get to catch you thief: give me time, I point to you next time to steal the most police: knock it, the police won't be selfish, we collect money and go. Thief: there are several partners, police: rob a couple you did last time, your object is a college student? Thief: most are college students there are middle school students, the defense capabilities of these people are too weak, gullible and stolen police: how you act, at what time? Thief: on Friday and Saturday, most commonly, we as college students, and find a girl to accompany in side, this let a person feel we like a pair of lovers, this action is convenient,. Is not easy to let the police find the police: how to steal? The thief: on Saturday day, there is a large number of students out of the shopping street, at that time, the number is more crowded, is a good time to steal, in addition, the police is in the car stolen couple: steal couple? See not pleasing to the eye the thief: no, the car lovers LAN LAN hug kiss tightly, on the surrounding regardless, stole their money is better, in addition is to steal those who sleep, those who slept like a pig, so steal the two types of people is better, and security and making money, it is easy. Policeman: China has your this kind of person is a scourge, thief: big deal, 18 years later, again is a good thief.

Answer 3

警察1:站住,站住,在这么多人的面前居然敢偷东西小偷1:这么多人,怎偏偏是追我们警察2:我打不过其他的,而且你也跑得慢小偷2:阿SIR,饶了我们吧,我这次没偷到东西,等下次偷到了再抓啊警察:少废话,走,回差馆去小偷:先吃点东西再走,我几天没吃东西了警察:还想吃东西,为了抓你们我可几天没得休息小偷:就饶我一次,最多下次偷到我分点给你警察:少来这招,我们警察不会徇私枉法,贪收钱财,走.小偷:还有几个伙伴,警察:上回抢劫一对情侣是你乎孝雹们干的,你们的对象都是大学生?小偷:大多数是大学生也有中学生,这些人的防卫能力太弱,容易上当受骗和被偷警察:你们怎样行动的,多在什么时候?小偷:一般在周五周六日最多,我们扮成大学生,并找个女孩陪在身边,这让人觉得我们像一对情侣,这样行动起来方便,.也不容易让警察发觉警察:怎样去偷?小偷:在周六日时岁帆,就有大量学生出街购物,这时候,人数比较拥挤,是偷盗的好时机,另外,就是在车上偷情侣的警察:偷情侣的?看不顺眼小偷:不是,车上的情侣揽揽抱抱亲亲密密,对周围全然不顾,偷他们的钱是最好不过了,另外就是偷那些睡觉的，那些人睡得像猪一样，所以偷这两类人是最好不慎滚过了，又安全又有钱赚，简直是不费吹灰之力。警察:中国有你这种人是种祸害,小偷:大不了,十八年后,又是一个出色的小偷.
Policeman 1: stop, stop, in front of so many people dare to steal thief 1: so many people, how exactly is chasing us police 2: I beat the other, and you can run slow thief 2: SIR, please forgive us, this time I didn't steal things, so next time you stole again the police caught ah: less nonsense, go, return difference Gallery Thief: to eat again, I have not eaten for days the police: also want to eat something, in order to catch you I can be a few days not a thief: spare me once, up next to steal me some police: come to you this, our police not favoritism, corruption received money, go. Thief: there are several partners, the police last robbery: a couple is you do, your object is college students? The thief: most students are students, these people's defense capability is weak, easily hoodwinked and stolen police: how do you act, at what time? The thief: General on Friday on Saturday the most, we as students, and find a girl to accompany in the side, let the person feel we like a pair of lovers, such action is convenient,. Is also not easy to let police. Police: how to steal Thief: on Saturday? Day, there are a large number of students out of street shopping, this Time, compared to the number of congestion, is a good time, stealing another couple, is stolen police in the car: steal lovers? See not pleasing to the eye Thief: No, the car lovers embrace embrace kiss thick, on the surrounding disregard, stole their money is the best, in addition to steal those who sleep, those who sleep like a pig, so steal these two categories of people is the best, and safe and make money, is almost as easy as blowing off dust. Police: Chinese people like you is a scourge, Thief: big deal, after eighteen years, it is a good thief.