Question

求一些搞笑的英文小段子

最少三个哦。。。

Answer 1

Answer 2

1. "Hard work never killed anybody." but why take the risk ".

   翻译：“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

2. Before liang zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job.

   翻译：诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验

3. I`ve Just Bitten My Tongu: "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
   "Yes,dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?" "Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!"

   翻译：我刚咬了自己的舌头“我们有毒吗？”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说“你问这个干什么？”“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头！”

4. One needs at least two adventures a day: an act of shamelessly pretending to be gay, and an orgy of midnight snack without delay.——Harvard U Motto

   人的一天至少有两次冲动：一次奋不顾身的傲娇，和一次说吃就吃的夜宵。

5. A pigeon pull excrement to daddy's face, dad: get a piece of paper! Son: it fly so high, how can I help it up!

   一只鸽子把屎拉到爸爸脸上，爸爸：快拿张纸来！儿子：它飞那么高，我怎么帮它擦屁股啊！

扩展资料：  

1. 段子”本是相声中的一个艺术术语，指的是相声作品中一节或一段艺术内容。

2. 而随着人们对“段子”一词的频繁使用其内涵也悄悄地发生了变化，人们在不觉中主观地将其融入了一些独特的内涵。

3. 现在该词除了有原来的意思还是声乐类节目或文学作品的俗称，于是“冷段子”（内涵段子）、“黑段子”（恐怖故事）也随着该词涵义的扩大而出现了。

参考资料：段子-百度百科

Answer 3

医院里传来新生儿的笑声，医生们很奇怪，掰开刚出生的婴儿紧紧握着的拳头。看到了一片药丸。这时婴儿开口说话了：妈的，想干掉我，没那么容易。

Answer 4

I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes,dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!"
我刚咬了自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头！”

Answer 5

1.Long,long ago,there lived a fortune-teller.He boasted(吹嘘)that he could foresee(未卜先知)everything.But there was a young man who didn't believe him.
2.One day the young man came to the fortune-teller.He wanted to play a trick on him."Will you please foretell my fortune,sir?"he siad."Well,well,come along,"said the fortune-teller.
3.After the foetune-telling,the young man stood up and started to leave.The fortune-teller got worried and stoppedthe young man ."you haven't paid the money for that.hoHOW can you leave now?"he said.