Question

初中英语故事笑话

Answer 1

初中英语故事笑话

　　笑话总会让人会心一笑，让我们忘记烦恼。以下是短故事英语笑话，欢迎阅览!

　　1. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

　　One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

　　Teacher: who just threw that?!

　　老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

　　Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

　　2. What dog can jump higher than a building?

　　什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

　　Anydog, buildings can't jump!

　　任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

　　3. What has a head, a tail, and no body?

　　什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

　　A coin!

　　硬币。

　　4. What has one eye but cannot see?

　　什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

　　A needle.

　　针。

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