Question

求英语翻译，急！！

快过年了,张三神情紧张,瞅了瞅四周无人,便来到局长办公室。局长也不说话，抬起头来看着张三。
张三搓着双手说：“局长，你看我媳妇的工作的事……”
局长沉吟了一阵说：“你啥意思？”
张三额头上渗出一层汗珠，把一张面值5000元的信用卡放在了局长办公桌上说：“局长，过年了，一点小意思。”
局长看了看张三说：“你这又是啥意思？”
张三结巴着说：“没啥意思，过年了，意思意思。”
局长面带愠色：“你要讲究原则，不能有这意思。”
张三满脸通红地说：“局长啊，收下这点小意思，俺就心里踏实，给俺办了，就够意思。”
局长也不拒绝：“张三，你人老实，单位同事都知道你够意思，你去吧，你媳妇的这点事对我来说小意思。”说完象征性的把信用卡往张三口袋里塞。
张三忙往外退，边退边说：“小意思，小意思。”
回到家，局长把信用卡交给老婆，嘱咐说：“收好了，嘿嘿，这个张三可真有意思。”

（注：别拿谷歌或者有道什么的糊弄，翻译得好的真心感谢！！并追加悬赏，谢谢。）

Answer 1

the New Year is coming, Zhang San looked around with a tight face, he came to the director’s office when he saw nobody. The director said nothing, looked up to Zhang San.
Zhang San rubbed his hands, said : “ Director, for my wife’s job ...”
After several second meditation, the director said : “ what do you mean ?”
With sweat seeped out on his forehead, Zhang San put a credit card which has 5000 yuan values on the director’s desk, said:” New year’s coming , just something”
The director looked at Zhang San and said:”then what’s the meaning again?”
Zhang San said in stutter:”nothing, the new year coming, something ,something”
The director looked like kind of angry, :” there is a rule , you should follow it, this thing should not happen”
Zhang San flashed and said :”director, it makes me feel at ease if you accept this small thing, that means something if you can help to arrange”
With no rejection, the director said:”you are a honest person ,Zhang San, we all know you are really something , you can go now, it’s just a small thing for me to arrange the job for your wife ”. Then pretended to put the credit card back to Zhang San’s pocket.
Zhang San rush back to outside and said:” just something, it’s nothing”
Back home, the director gave the credit card to his wife and said:” take care off it, Zhang San is so interesting”

我是尽量想翻译出原文的意思，如果有什么改进的，请不吝指正，谢谢

Answer 2

Spring Festival was coming. Zhang looked very nervous, and looked around to confirm that there was no one here, coming into the director's office. The director raised his head and looked at Zhang without any words. "Director, my wife's work..." said Zhang, rubbed his hands.
After thinking a while, the director said "What do you mean?"
Zhang put a value of $ 5,000 worth of credit card on the desk, while sweat poured down his forehead. And said "Spring Festival is coming. This is my regard to you."
The director stared at Zhang again, said "What's the meaning of it?"
"Nothing. Spring Festival is coming. This is my regard to you." Zhang stammered.
"You should pay attention to principle, and no doing like this." The director seemed angry.
"Accept it please, my honourable director. That will make at ease. If you can arrange it, I am grateful. " said Zhang with a blush face.
"Zhang, everyone knows that it is very kind of you. You can set your mind at rest. Your wife's job is a piece of cake for me." said director, pretended to stuff the credit card into Zhang's pocket.
"Don't mention it！" Zhang moved back.
When the director backed home, he took the credit card to his wife and warned, "Keep it firmly. Zhang is an amusing guy."
好长啊~翻译死我了T T
虽然不太完美，因为能力有限啊~但都是我自己翻译的。如果能帮到你的话我也很开心^_^毕竟有个这样的机会练习我的翻译能力还是很不错滴~嘿嘿~

Answer 3

• fast Chinese New Year. One day, zhang SAN nervous, looked around unmanned, came to director's office. The secretary also don't talk, Jones looked up.
• Jones rubbing his hands said: "director, you see my daughter-in-law work......"
• director hesitated a say: "you what mean?"
• Jones forehead oozy a layer of beads, and put a face value 5000 yuan credit card on the commissioner on the desk said: "director, New Year's day, a little something."
• director looked at Jones said: "you this is what mean?"
• Jones stammer with say: "have no what meaning, the New Year, meaning."
• director beaming with YunSe: "you want to pay attention to principle, cannot have this meaning."
• Jones flushed ground say: "director ah, take expecting something, an he was dependable, give an done, just bh."
The secretary also don't refuse: "zhang SAN, you people honesty, unit colleague knows you bh. You go, your daughter-in-law this matter to me of my gift." Say that finish symbolic put credit card to zhang SAN pocket plug.
Zhang SAN busy go toward outside retreated, edge retreat side to say: "something, that's nothing." Back home, the director-general to credit card to wife, saying: "receive well, hey hey, the threes really interesting.如果满意，就选我

追问

老大，你这是中式英语吧

追答

怎么了，不行吗？？？？？

Answer 4

Chinese new year, Tom nervous and looked at looked at no one around, they came
to the Secretary's Office. The Secretary didn't say anything, raised his head to
look at John. John rubbed his hands, "said the Secretary, look at my wife's
work......" After thinking a while, the Secretary said, "what do you mean? ”
John ooze a layer of sweat on the forehead, put a face value of $ 5,000 worth of
credit cards in the desk, the Secretary said "the Secretary, new year, a little
something from. ” Secretary takes a look at John said: "this is what you mean? ”
John stammer: "there's nothing mean, new year, meaning mean. ” He looks
disgruntled, the Secretary: "you've got to pay attention to the principle, does
not have this meaning. ” John blushed and said, "Ah, the Secretary, take
something from that, I feel at ease, I do it, is enough.

Answer 5

The spring festival is coming.Seeing nobody was nearby, Zhang San nervously came into the director's office.Silencely,the director looked up to Zhang San.
Zhang San anxiously rubbing his hands,"Director,how about the work offering to my wife......"
The director kept still for a while,"What do you mean?"
Zhang San's forehead became sweaty,he put a credit card on the director's table,in which has 3000yuan,saying;"Director,the New Year is coming,here are some for you."
.....太长了......后面的“意思”太多。。。我都没搞清楚那些“意思”指什么。。。。。。