Question

如何翻译？请英语高手赐教

我是来自马栏山马栏镇马栏村马栏坡的马小姐，我现在在我们坡是最红的，我已经走出了我们的坡，走向了世界，啊，多么国际的场合，国际，国际 ……

这是谢娜非常搞笑的一段话，我希望它的英文也能一样搞笑，请赐教，越多越好
不要随便是网上翻译软件翻译的

Answer 1

I'm miss ma from malan mount,malan town,malan village,malan po.I'm the most red in my po.I'm go out my po, go to the world.o~~~how a international situation.international~~~~~~~~~~international ~~~~~~~~~~~~oooooooooooooo

Answer 2

i'm miss Horse from horse mount horse town horse village horse po and i'm the most popular star in my po.i have stepped out of my po and step into the world.Oh,what a international situation,international,international...

Answer 3

I am from Ma Shan Ma column column column the village of the town of Ma Ma Ma column slope Miss, I now in our slope is the most red, I have come out of our slope, to the world, ah, how the international forum, the International , the International ... ...

Answer 4

这话搞笑是因为谐音，英文翻去了，不一定有效果的。。。