Question

求黑暗骑士里小丑的台词，要英文的

如果好的话，追加20

Answer 1

--"Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push…".

--"The city deserves a better class of criminal, I am gonna give it to them."

--"If you are good at something, never do it for free."

--"Do I look like someone has a plan? I don’t know how to play with it when I caught it….I just do it."

--The Joker对Batman说:"You complete me!"（这句话忽然让我想起了断臂山。。。）

--"I am a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder, dynamite, gasoline."

--Joker对Batman说:"To them, you're like a freak like me. They just need you right now. But as soon as they don't, they'll cast you out like a leper. Their morals, their code...It's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see. I 'll show you. When the chips are down, there civilized people... they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

---"The only sensible way to live in the world is without rules. Tonight,you'll have to break your rule to know the truth."

---"Killing is making a choice. You choose one life over the other, your friend, the district attorney, or his bride to be."

---"Nobody panic when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying. If I tell you the press tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot or a truck of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say the old mayor will die, everybody loses their minds!"

---You upset the establised order and everything becomes the chaos! I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair...."

----The Joker对Batman说:" You just couldn't let me go, could you? I guess this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Youare truly incorruptible. You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of righteouness...and I won't kill you because you're too much fun. We're going to do this forever."

Answer 2

the
joker：we
really
should
stop
this
fighting,
otherwise
we'll
miss
the
fireworks.
（小丑：我们真应该别打了，要不然我们要错过烟火了。）
batman：there
won't
be
any
fireworks!
（蝙蝠侠：不会有任何烟火的！）
the
joker:
and
here~
we~
go~
（小丑：开~
始~
啦~）
【什么都没发生，市民也没有引爆炸弹，小丑想笑结果没笑出来】
batman：what
were
you
trying
to
prove?
that
deep
down
everyone's
as
ugly
as
you?
you
are
alone!
（蝙蝠侠：你想要证明什么？证明所有人的内心深处都跟你一样丑陋吗？你没有同类了！）
the
joker：can't
rely
on
anyone
these
days.
you
gotta
do
everything
yourself,
don't
we?!
that's
ok,
i
came
prepared.
it's
a
funny
world
we
live
in.
speaking
of
which,
you
know
how
i
got
these
scars?
（小丑：这年头谁都靠不住。什么事儿都要自己来，你说是不是！没事儿，我有两手准备。这个世界真可笑，话说回来，你知道我的疤从哪儿来吗？）
batman：no,
but
i
know
how
you
got
these!
（蝙蝠侠：不知道，但我知道这些是怎么来的！）
【蝙蝠侠将胳膊上的暗器射向小丑的脸】
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这绝对是原话，我加听加看字幕再加上我对小丑的热诚给你回答的~

Answer 3

"Why so serious ?"

"Let's put some smile on that face"