求一篇英语相声剧本.

如题.上课表演用的.最好带翻译.谢谢拉.是全英语的.... 如题.上课表演用的.最好带翻译.谢谢拉.
是全英语的.
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天呢,给各位说一段英语相声。 这位大家都认识,XXX我的搭档 小号吹得好! 就是最近啊,身体不好 尤其这次病的挺严重的,都破相了。 痔疮。 呵呵,开个玩笑 就上个星期吧,XXX给我打点话:走啊,一起游泳去 我说:不去! 我嫌脏,游泳池里面有很多人都在里面撒尿 他说:别怕,我们也可以尿! 最后还是他一个人去了。 当天下午3点,打电话给我:哥,带2000块赎我来吧,尿尿让人逮着了。 去把他领回来。问他怎么回事,他说:他们都在池子里尿的,我是站在岸边尿的。 过两天,他自己又去了。下午又给我打电话:兄弟。来赎我来吧,又让人逮着了 去把他领回来,问他:又站岸边尿了? 他说:没有啊。这次在池子里尿的,不过这几天有点上火,尿是黄的。 Today, I would like to present a cross-talk. This is XXX, my partner, everybody knows him. He blows his trumpet very well! But he has been indisposed recently This time he’s really very sick, he’s disfigured. Hemorrhoids. Ha ha, it’s just a joke. Just last week, XXX gave me a call: “Come, let’s go swimming ” I answered: “No, it’s dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool” He said: “Don’t worry, we also can urinate!” Finally he went alone. Later in the afternoon at three o’clock, he called me: “Brother, please bring 2000 Yuan to bail me out, I was caught urinating.” I asked him what’d happened after taking him back, he said: “They urinated in the pool, but I did it standing at the poolside.” Two days later, again he went there alone. In the afternoon, he called me again: “Brother, I was caught again, come and bail me.” After bringing him back, I asked: “Urinated at the poolside again?” He answered: “No, this time I did it in the pool, but these few days I have excessive internal heat, my urine was yellow. ”
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