英语幽默5个小笑话
英语幽默5个小笑话
1. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"
客人：“小家伙，你上学了吗？”
boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"
孩子：“我上学有什么好处？我不会读，也不会写。”
2. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"
图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边，警告说：“请安静！你周围的人都不能读书了！”
"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"
“不能读书？”小男孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这里干什么？”
3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"
贝蒂：“黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明，对吗？”
Larry:"How do you know?"
拉里：“你怎么知道？”
Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."
贝蒂：“嗯，因为黑母鸡能下白蛋，可白母鸡不能下黑蛋。”
4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"
博比：“比利弄坏了我的`新洋娃娃！”
Mum:"How did he do that?"
妈妈：“他是怎么弄坏的？”
Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."
博比：“我用洋娃娃打了他的头。”
5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."
“我要是生活在古代就好了。”
"Why?"
“为什么？”
"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."
“因为那就不会有这么多历史要学了。”
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