英语幽默5个小笑话
英语幽默5个小笑话
1. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"
客人:“小家伙,你上学了吗?”
boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"
孩子:“我上学有什么好处?我不会读,也不会写。”
2. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"
图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边,警告说:“请安静!你周围的人都不能读书了!”
"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"
“不能读书?”小男孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这里干什么?”
3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"
贝蒂:“黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明,对吗?”
Larry:"How do you know?"
拉里:“你怎么知道?”
Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."
贝蒂:“嗯,因为黑母鸡能下白蛋,可白母鸡不能下黑蛋。”
4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"
博比:“比利弄坏了我的`新洋娃娃!”
Mum:"How did he do that?"
妈妈:“他是怎么弄坏的?”
Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."
博比:“我用洋娃娃打了他的头。”
5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."
“我要是生活在古代就好了。”
"Why?"
“为什么?”
"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."
“因为那就不会有这么多历史要学了。”
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