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哪位英语达人编一出英文搞笑的短剧
两个人演 100字左右的 比较怪的比如说外星人来地球买汉堡包吃之类的
我的外教说跟怪物有关能逗乐他的
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但是我想要的是比较搞怪的跟什么外星人呀魔鬼挂钩的搞笑短剧
两个人演的

Answer 1

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving
　　births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and
　　says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
　　（4个最好的朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在
　　对他们的婴儿出生。护士过来对第一个男人
　　说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎。"这个人说:“多奇怪呀,我是经理明尼苏达双城的。”过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎。”男人就像“嗯,怪我担任总监3m公司。”最后,护士过来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎。"男人很开心地说,“讽刺,我为四季宾馆工作。”他们三个都很高兴,但伙计跳跃的所有地方,咒骂上帝并用头墙。他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:“你怎么啦?我在7up”!）

Answer 2

Examples: 1. He was fond of drawing when he was a child.

Answer 3

某处逮住了一个外星人。
北京科学家说：“我们应该先研究他的生活习性。”
上海科学家说：“我们应该先解剖他，看看他的内部结构。”
广东科学家说：“还是先尝尝是什么味的吧。”
A catch somewhere alien.
Beijing scientists said: "We should study the habits of his life."
Shanghai scientists said: "We should first dissect him, to see the internal structure of his."
Guangdong scientist said: "The first taste or flavor of what is right."

外星人长什么样？
儿童答：他的眼睛像眼睛哥哥，鼻子像河马，嘴巴像我妈妈，耳朵像鬼。 外星人头上戴一个玻璃罩，里面能放鱼的。
Aliens look like?
A child: his eyes like the eyes of his brother, his nose like a hippopotamus, mouth, like my mother, ears like a ghost. Alien wearing a glass, which can release the fish.

老奶奶与外星人买土豆的笑话
老奶奶去外星人的土豆店买土豆,老奶奶伸手示意要买八个土豆,外星人颤抖了一下,老奶奶看外星人还不给她土豆,用手拍了一下桌子,外星人一下就跑了。
回到家，外星人对老婆说，有个老奶奶来买土豆，她说她一天打死八个人，还是用手拍死的！
Grandmother to buy potatoes and alien joke
Grandmother alien to the store to buy potatoes potatoes, grandmother of eight hand signal to buy potatoes, aliens trembling a little, old lady does not look alien to her potatoes, a bit用手拍table, you run the aliens.
Home, alien to his wife that there is a grandmother to buy potatoes, she said she killed eight people a day, or death with hand!