Question

求介绍一个英语短小品

Answer 1

与此同时
A
与
B
还在纠缠，这时
E
终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E
：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A
与
B
同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子
E
，吓昏过去了。这一
幕恰巧被经过的
F
看见了。于是
F
就报道了这一事件。

F
：大家好，我是新闻记者
F
，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，
一个椅子说话了，
两个人被吓昏了，
下面我将采访一下被吓昏的
两个人。

B
：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F
：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，
请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A
：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……

F
：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，
以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

E
：是啊，是啊（
E
傻傻地拼命点头）

C
：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D
：谁让这是一个童话呢……

为了配合马可的英文翻译，
所以台词能简单就简单啦。
下面是马
可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank
you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run
away,please
run
away.I
have
no
food,and
I
don't
have
money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago
is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty
flower,do
you
know,men
are always
very
silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a
very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are
frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy
man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't
take notice of him.let me interview the other
man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he
lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "
钱包
" in
english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how
improtant
it
is
to
mastery
a
foreign
language,and
how
lagre
the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.