A Hard Day's Night的精彩对白
1. George : That's not your grandfather.
2. Paul : It is,you know.
3. George : But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
4. Paul : Oh,that's my other grandfather,but he's my grandfather,too.
5. John : How do you reckon that one out?
6. Paul : Well,everyone's entitled to two,aren't they?
7. Grandfather : Hullo.
8. John : He can talk then,can he?
9. Paul : 'Course he can talk. He's a human being,isn't he?
10. Ringo : Well if he's your grandfather,who knows! Ha ha ha!
11. [The boys are listening to the radio]
12. Man on Train : And we'll have that thing off as well,thank you.
13. Ringo : But ...
14. Man on Train : An elementary knowledge of the Railway Acts would tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights.
15. Paul : Yeah,but we want to hear it,and there's more of us than you. We're a community,like,a majority vote. Up the workers and all that stuff!
16. Man on Train : Then I suggest you take that damned thing to the corridor or some other part of the train where you obviously belong.
17. John : [Leaning over to the man] Give us a kiss.
18. Man on train : Don't take that tone with me young man. I fought the war for your sort.
19. Ringo : I bet you're sorry you won.
20. Man On Train : I shall call the guard.
21. Paul : Ah,but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know.
22. George : What's the matter with you,then?
23. Ringo : It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
24. George : Ah,you've got an inferiority complex,you have.
25. Ringo : Yeah,I know,that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
26. Norm : The place is surging with girls.
27. John : Please sir,sir,can I have one to surge me sir,please sir?
28. Norm : No,you can't!
29. [Huge stacks of fan mail is delivered]
30. Ringo : None for me,then?
31. Norm : Sorry.
32. John : [handing Ringo one letter] Here,this'll keep you busy.
33. Grandfather : It's your nose you know. Fans are funny that way,they take a dislike to things. They'll pick on a nose.
34. Ringo : Aw... you pick on your own.
35. [After Ringo gets a pile of fan mail]
36. John : Must have cost you a fortune in stamps Ringo.
37. George : He comes from a large family.
38. Ringo : Any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?
39. George : Nah!
40. Paul : Don't be soft!
41. [George has a look in the cupboard and sits back down]
42. George : He's right you know
43. John : There you go.
44. George : Honestly! Me mind boggles at the very idea,a grown man and you haven't shaved with a safety razor.
45. Shake : It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians.
46. Reporter : How did you find America?
47. John : Turned left at Greenland.
48. Reporter : Has success changed your life?
49. George : Yes.
50. Reporter : Are you a mod,or a rocker?
51. Ringo : Um,no. I'm a mocker.
52. Reporter : Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
53. Ringo : Well,this one has. You know,it's stuck on good and proper now.
54. Reporter : What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
55. George : Arthur.
56. Reporter : What do you call that collar?
57. Ringo : A collar.
58. Reporter : Do you often see you father?
59. Paul : No,actually were just close friend.
60. Ringo : There you go,hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches.
61. George : He's very fussy about his drums,you know. They loom large in his legend.
62. T.V. Director : Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. I see it all now... It's a plot... a plot.
63. George : Sorry we hurt your field mister.
64. Millie : Hello.
65. John : Hello.
66. Millie : Oh wait a minute,don't tell me who you are.
67. John : No I'm not.
68. Millie : Oh you are.
69. John : I'm not.
70. Millie : Oh you are,I know you are.
71. John : I'm not,no.
72. Millie : You look just like him.
73. John : Do I? You're the first one that's said that ever.
74. Millie : Yes you do,look.
75. John : No my eyes are lighter. The nose.
76. Millie : Oh yes your nose is very.
77. John : Is it?
78. Millie : I would have said so.
79. John : You know him better though.
80. Millie : I do not. He's only a casual acquaintance.
81. John : That's what you say.
82. Millie : What have you heard?
83. John : It's all over the place.
84. Millie : Is it? Is it really?
85. John : But I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you.
86. Millie : I knew I could rely on you.
87. John : Thanks.
88. Millie : [puts on her glasses] You don't look like him at all.
89. [John walks away pouting]
90. John : She looks more like him than I do.
91. Norm : What?
92. Shake : I'm not taller than you. You're shorter than I am.
93. John : I bet he hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater.
94. Paul : You never know,she might have knitted it.
95. John : She knitted him.
96. John : Standin' about,eh? Some people have it dead easy.
97. Norm : Shake,take that wig off! It suits you.
98. Norm : Ringo,what are you up to?
99. [Ringo is getting his hair done and reading a magazine]
100. Ringo : Page five!
101. Paul : Oh,that this too,too solid flesh would melt... Zap!
102. [Having makeup applied]
103. George : Hey,you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality,will you madam?
104. Grandfather : I thought I was supposed to be getting a change of scenery. But so far I've been in a train and a room,a car and a room,and a room and a room.
105. John : We know how to behave! We've had lessons.
106. [George runs into Ringo in hallway]
107. George : Hey,do you know what happened to me?
108. Ringo : No I don't.
109. [Ringo walks on]
110. Norm : God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting South. It'll be wine,women,and song all the way with Ringo when he gets the taste for it.
111. John : Control yourself. You'll spurt.
112. Police Inspector : What's his name?
113. Ringo : Well,if you're gonna get technical about it.
114. T.V. Director : You don't know what this means to me. If you hadn't come back it would have meant... the epilogue or the news... in Welsh... for life!
115. [Paul asks if he should flirt with two pretty schoolgirls]
116. George : Aye,but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.
117. Paul : What's that supposed to mean?
118. George : I don't know,I just thought that it sounded distinguished-like.
119. Ringo : I'm going out parading before it's too late!
120. Shake : Well,he just asked if he could have those photos,and Norm said no and I said,Well why don't you be big about it?
121. Paul : Yeah,and?
122. Norm : And your grandfather pointed out that shake was always being taller than me just to spite me.
123. T.V. Director : We are on in twenty minutes.
124. George : Can I say something?
125. T.V. Director : What?
126. George : I don't think it's very likely that we will go on. The law of averages is against it.
127. Norm : Stop being taller than me!
128. Shake : I can't help it.
129. Norm : This is a battle of nerves between John and me.
130. Shake : John hasn't got any.
131. Norm : Any what?
132. Shake : Nerves.
133. Norm : That's the trouble. I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain,but he'd probably just rattle them at me,and in public,too.
134. John : Hey he's reading the Queen... that's an in joke,you know.
135. John : You're a swine.
136. Norm : I just have one thing to say to you,John Lennon.
137. John : What's that?
138. Norm : You're a swine.
139. John : You're just a lonely old man from Liverpool.
140. Grandfather : But I'm clean.
141. John : Are you?
142. Ringo : Come in number seven,your time's up!
143. Grandfather : Well,you got me here so do your worst,but by God,I'll take one of you with me! I know your game. Get me into that tiled room and then out come the rubber hoses!
144. Police Inspector : Oh,there's a fire,is there?
145. Grandfather : You ugly,great brute. You have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser!
146. Police Inspector : Eh?
147. Grandfather : I'll go on hunger strike! I know your caper. The kidney punch and the rabbit clout. The third degree and the size twelve boot ankle tap.
148. Grandfather : I'm a soldier for the Republic! You'll need the mahogany truncheons on this boyo.
149. [Grandfather and Ringo are held in a police station]
150. Grandfather : Have they roughed you up yet?
151. Ringo : What?
152. Grandfather : Oh,they're a desperate crew of drippings,and they've fists like mature hams for pounding poor defenseless lads like you. One of us has got to escape. I'll get the boys. Hold on,son,I'll be back here.
153. Ringo : For me?
154. Grandfather : And if they get you on the floor,watch out for your brisket.
155. Ringo : They seem all right to me.
156. Grandfather : Ah,sure,that's what they want you to think. All coppers are villains.
157. Police Inspector : Would you two like a cup of tea?
158. Grandfather : See,*sly* villains.
影片花絮：
1. Norm and Shake are loosely based on the Beatles' real-life road managers Neil Aspinall and Mal Evans,respectively.
2. The constant mention of Paul's grandfather being very clean are references to actor Wilfrid Brambell playing a rag and bone man in Steptoe and Son （1962），featuring the catch-phrase,You dirty old man.
3. The people chasing the Beatles into the train at the beginning of the film are real fans.
