Question

初二英语小笑话

Answer 1

1.Teacher:Johnny,why
are
you
late
for
school
every
morning?
Johnny:Every
time
i
come
to
the
corner,
a
guidepost
says,"school
Go
slow"
老师:约翰尼，为什么你每天早上上学都迟到?"
约翰尼:"每当我经过拐角处，就看见牌上写着:学校----慢行!
2.Teacher:When
is
the
best
time
to
pick
the
apples
from
the
trees?
student:When
the
watchman
is
not
there.
老师:从树上摘苹果的最佳时间是什么时候?
学生:当看守人不在那里的时候。
3.Tom:what
are
you
doing
now?
Mike:i
am
counting
the
stars.
TOM:it
is
dark
now.Count
them
tomorrow
moring.
汤姆:你在做什么?
麦克:我在数星星。
汤姆:现在
天黑，明天早上在数吧。

Answer 2

One
day
after
school
a
tree-lined
trail,
Xiao
Maohai
a
lovely
to
see
me
holding
a
bag
of
candy
attractive,
Staring
straight
candy
go,
I
see
him
so
cute
slander,
So
funny,
he's
playing:
You
called
my
sister
gave
ten
sound
you
eat
candy,
Voice
faded,
the
"Voice
of
the
tenth
sister,"
Xiao
Maohai
immediately
called
the!
"I
am
speechless
by
...?"
ah!
某天,经过学校的一条林荫小道，
一可爱的小毛孩见我手里拿着一包诱人的糖果，
直瞪着糖果不放，我见他谗得那么可爱，
于是逗他玩的：你叫十声姐姐我就给你糖果吃的，
话音刚落，“十声姐姐”小毛孩立刻就叫了！
“啊。。。？”我无言了！《转》作者：小美
（版权）

Answer 3

Time
is
money.
汤姆是玛丽．
Watch
sister.
表妹.
刘洪涛见一老外，热情的上前打招呼，“Hi,
I'm
Hongtao
Liu!"老外，“靠，我还方块七呢！”
一日英语课，老师说：时态时态，就是时间……一超强悍女同学接嘴：“变态！”

Answer 4

英语小谜语短信1....
要有意思的小笑话,单词别太生疏,初二学生能听懂就行,带着翻译.谜语一句话就行,简单点的,带着翻译,必须是初二学生能猜出来的,越多越好,要快,谢谢!