英语小笑话带翻译简单
英语小笑话带翻译简单
英语小笑话带翻译简单一：
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,"发生了什么事?“
”一个男孩咬了我一口，“伊凡说。
”再见到他时你能认出来吗?"妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的`耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”
NOTE
recognize v.认出 realize v.认识到(某种事实等)
英语小笑话带翻译简单二：
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。
老师：错了。
马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
NOTE
frozen adj. freeze 的过去分词
冰冻的, 冻僵的, 冻伤的
[美](事实真理等)不可推翻的
英语小笑话带翻译简单三：
The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?
学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。
老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
学生：肥皂。
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