Question

那位帅哥美女帮忙翻译一下很短的（中译英）

酒吧里，有个大叔独自在喝着啤酒。他突然觉得自己要去洗手间，他怕离开后有人偷喝他的啤酒，便在桌上写了一张纸条：“我在杯中吐了口水。”他回来后，发现纸上又加了一句：“我也吐了一口。”
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Answer 1

An old guy was drinking beer in the bar.Suddenly he found that he should go to the Men's Room.He was afraid that someone would drink his beer after he left.So he left a note on the table:"I spitted there!".When he came back ,he found another line had been added to the note:"Me too!"

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Answer 2

In the bar, there's an uncle alone drinking beer. He suddenly felt himself going to the toilet, he fears that someone would drink his beer, he wrote a note on the table: "I spit the saliva in the cup." He came back and found the paper added a sentence: "I spit a mouthful."

Answer 3

In a pub,there is a man drinking a cup of beer alone.He suddenly feels that he has to go to toilet.He is afraid that someone will drink his beer when he isn't there,so he writes a not on the table,"I split in the cup." After he comes back,he discovers that there is another sentence on the paper,"I split there too."