Question

初中英语搞笑小品对话 少一点？

Answer 1

The Mean Man's Party
吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "e up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not ing empty-handed, are you?"
2:
老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!
3:
hey,that lady, i like you ,will you be my girlfiend?
-oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first, you are too handsome to be looked at.
everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man ing towards her.
"are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly.
"yes,"she whispered.
4:
how are you ?怎么是你?
how old are you ?怎么老是你?,1,