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英语高手来。汉译英在线翻译的闪~！7级以上牛B人士来·高分悬赏

今天晚上真热闹，我们来把英语说，不管说得好不好——别跑。

欢迎各位来到，我们心里很没底，就怕我们说的不好——鼓励鼓励

各位越洋教学到异乡，酸甜苦辣没少尝，初到中国故事多——开讲。

千辛万苦到威海，心里七上又八下，人地两生语言难——怕怕。”

威海环境真是好，大树小草满街道，野生动物到处跑——适合养老。

威职建筑真好看，宏伟壮丽又古典，GC[3]象个小城堡——俺喜欢。

中餐馆里多美味，慰问咱们的胃，吃完买单别忘了——给小费。

HISINHISIN你最好，07数5欢迎你啊, ,同学们都爱你啊——么啊。

全体师生比比看，跳舞、唱歌、三句半，谁要光看不动弹——扣钱

俺的节目将演完，大家多多提意见，再替大家表心愿——加油干

最后一句是祝愿，吉祥如意幸福美满，谢谢听完三句半——再见！

我们要做个三句半 表演给外教看。。 所以务必要准确 高分悬赏 答案完美 追加50分。。。
跪求高手 ·2·B ·在线翻译的不要 只要 牛B人士

Answer 1

既要翻译准确，还得押韵.....期待高手现身

Answer 2

Tonight, we really busy come to speak English well, whatever said -- don't run.

Welcome to our heart is knowledge, we say, is encouraging encouragement

Each overseas education, to taste, no less suantiankula Chinese story -- began.

Hardship to weihai, heart, and seven to eight born two difficult language of fear. "

Weihai environment is good, the trees, grass, full street run everywhere - for wildlife.

Nice architecture's position, magnificent and classical, GC, [3] like a castle, I like.

Many delicious Chinese restaurant's stomach, sympathy, eat, don't forget to pay - tip.

You had better HISINHISIN number 5, 2007 welcome you, love you, students - yao.

All the teachers and students, dancing, singing, the domestic product SanGouBan, who will not move - light buckles money

I will finish the program, your opinion, for everyone to watch, refueling do

The last sentence is wishes, happy, auspicious SanGouBan listened thanks. Bye! -

Answer 3

如有这般高人，呵呵呵

Answer 4

在谷歌金山词霸

Answer 5

你这也太有难度了吧！

Answer 6

Zhen Renao this evening, we come to the English language that, regardless of right when he said good - Hold on.
Welcome to come, our hearts are not at the end, afraid that we are talking about well - to encourage to encourage
Members overseas teaching a foreign land no less bittersweet taste, first came to China more than the story - lecture.
Hardships to the Weihai, another eight on the heart seven, the people and land two health language is difficult - nervous. "
Weihai environment is really good, full of street trees grass, wild animals everywhere - for old-age pension.
Wei grade building looks beautiful, magnificent another classic, GC [3] like a small castle - I like.
More delicious in the restaurant, sympathy Let's stomach, after eating do not forget to pay - to the tip.
HISINHISIN you the best, 07 the number of 5 to welcome you, ah, the students love you, ah - ah Yao.
Staff and students Bibi Kan, dancing, singing, San Juban, those who do not see light move - deducting money
I program will be played out, everyone was more suggestions, and then wish for everyone the table - fuel dry
The last sentence is a wish, luck and happiness, thank you listening to San Juban - Good-bye!