Question

求有关chinglish（中国式英语）的英语作文

其中要提到对中国式英语的介绍，举例子，例子要解释一下，让外国人看得懂的。有趣的。谢谢啦~~~写的好的追加50分

Answer 1

来是“康姆”(come)去是“谷”(go)，廿四铜钿“吞的福”(twentyfour)；
是叫“也司”(yes)勿叫“拿”(no)，如此如此“沙咸鱼沙”（So and so）；
真崭实货“佛立谷”fully good，靴叫“蒲脱”(boot)鞋叫“靴”(shoe)；
洋行买办“江摆渡”(comprador)，小火轮叫“司汀巴”(streamer)；
“翘梯翘梯”(drink tea)请吃茶，“雪堂雪堂”(sit down)请侬坐；
烘山芋叫“扑铁秃”(potato)，东洋车子“力克靴”(ricksha)；
打屁股叫“班蒲曲”(bamboo chop)，混帐王八“蛋风炉”(daffy fellow)；
“那摩温”(No.1)先生是阿大，跑街先生“杀老夫”(shroff)；
“麦克麦克”(mark)钞票多，“毕的生司”(empty cents)当票多——{附注：没钱的意思}；
红头阿三“开泼度”（Keep door），自家兄弟“勃拉茶”(brother)；
爷要“发茶”(father)娘“卖茶”(mother)，丈人阿伯“发音落”(father in law)

Answer 2

Receptionist:"Hello."
Foreigner:"Hi."
Receptionist:"You have what thing?"
Foreigner:"Can you speak English?"
Receptionist: "If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"
Foreigner:"Can anybody else speak English?"
Receptionist:"You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！"
Foreigner:"Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?"
Receptionist:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?"
Foreigner:"I want to speak to your head."
Receptionist:"Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"

Answer 3

http://baike.baidu.com/view/300085.htm?fr=ala0

Answer 4

有本书叫《中式英语之鉴》，你可以看看哦，肯定会有帮助的。