Question

请帮我用英文翻译这个自我介绍，很有意思哦！谢谢

大家好，很高兴认识大家，上次老师惩罚我们再次做个自我介绍，于是我觉得予以回击。我要把他这堂课的时间的全部耗掉，哈，开个玩笑。
我叫xxx，来自浙江，兴趣是蜀门和看电影。蜀门是一款国产网游。我支持国产。我爱看日本动画以及偶像剧，想《火影忍者》《海贼王》《终极三国》等等。我还爱极限运动，可惜自己不是那块料。
高三的生活我过得很颓废，所以来到了这所大学，不过还是十分开心能认识大家，这就是所谓的缘分吧。希望我3年后不会带着遗憾离开大学希望大家都能开开心心的生活，谢谢大家。

Answer 1

My name is xxx, from Zhejiang, Sichuan interest in gates and watching movies. Shu Mun is a Chinese-made online games. I support domestic. I like to watch Japanese animation as well as the idol drama, want to "Naruto" "One Piece" "Ultimate Three Kingdoms" and so on. I also love extreme sports, unfortunately they are not the piece of material.
Third year of life I had a very decadent, so came to this university, but still very happy to know you, and this is the so-called fate. I hope I will not be with regret that three years after leaving university I hope people will happily lives, thank you.

Answer 2

my name is x,and i'm from zhejiang.shumen and watching movie is my favorate.shumen is a national internet game.i am in favor of domestic products.and i also love janpanese cartoon(亲日的小汉奸) and teen movie,such as 《火影忍者》《海贼王》《终极三国》.i'am the enthusiast of extreme sport not ,but it's a pity i'am good at it.
the life of high senior school is tedious,that's the reason why i came to this university.i am very happy to know all of you,guys.maybe this is the so-called fate.i hope i can graduate from the school without regret three years later.hope all of you to live a happy life .thanks.

Answer 3

My name is ***, from Zhejiang, Sichuan interest in gates and watching movies. Shu Mun is a Chinese-made online games. I support domestic. I like to watch Japanese animation as well as the idol drama, want to "Naruto" "One Piece" "Ultimate Three Kingdoms" and so on. I also love extreme sports, unfortunately they are not the piece of material.
Third year of life I had a very decadent, so came to this university, but still very happy to know you, and this is the so-called fate. I hope I will not be with regret that three years after leaving university I hope people will happily lives, thank you.
肯定正确，高级老师翻译，不是网上搜的！

Answer 4

你都上大学了英语还这么烂 你不要想毕业了。。。46不过可是很悲惨的。。。。