Question

50分！翻译歌曲HTML中的几个英文字母缩写

歌曲地址http://www.mmedia.is/maggih/mp3/hottoddies/the_hot_toddies_-_html.mp3

帮我解释里面的几个英文缩写是什么意思
1，just like DSL里的DSL
2, I typed OMG里的OMG
3, You wrote LOL里的LOL
4, WTF?!里的WTF
四个，答完我觉得差不多给50分
歌词如下：
HTML is not hard to spell,
When I'm with you, when I'm with you
Binary code is just ones and ohs
I thought you knew

You are so swell, just like DSL
You touched my modem, you touched my modem.
We went to the bop, my heart gigaflopped
When I saw your...

W W W, whoa-oa-oa
dot com

I typed OMG, should be you and me
You wrote LOL, wrote LOL
My browser froze right down to my toes,
I said go to hell.

I should have seen, I'm only 15
And you're 32, you're 32
You don't love me, I went and asked Jeeves
He told me it's true, told me it's...

W W W, whoa-oa-oa
dot com

Last night while you were offline,
I googled your name
And I found out that you're a 40 year old intertube salesman from Ohio!
WTF?! I thought you were the one for me
But you're just a major loser
And now I will always be... lonely girl 15.

W W W, whoa-oa-oa
dot com
50分给出来了，有没有不同答案的
不好选，投票...

Answer 1

DSL是数字用户线，类似于用电话线上网之类。
OMG就是OH MY GOD。
LOL是laugh out loud，大声的笑
WTF是世界跆拳道联盟

Answer 2

DSL我不是很清楚，不过二楼那位的应该是对的
OMG是oh my god
LOL跟我们说的冏或者汗的意思差不多
WTF呃。。。如果我没错的话，其实是脏话来着，就是 what the fuck。。。(是在不是什么文明的词，得罪了。。。）

Answer 3

WTF what？fuck！
其他答案暂时同上