Question

高分求一个关于中西饮食差异所造成的误会或者笑话 英语对话 别太短

英语对话！！！
好的加分！！！
这个……
不是做菜！！！
英语对话！！！
饮食差异！！！

Answer 1

A couple decided to go for a meal and after some deliberation settled
for their local Chinese restaurant.

They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special
'Chicken Surprise'.

The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot
rises by a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes
looking around before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.

He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
again the lid rises, and he sees two beady little eyes looking around
before it firmly slams back down.

Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is
happening, and demands an explanation.

'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'

'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the Chicken Surprise'

'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter...

wait for it...
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>

'I've brought you the Peeking duck'
呵呵，看看这个如何？

Answer 2

first of all, prepare four tomatos and three
eggs, pour oil into the pan while stirring
the eggs until they are mixed up, when oil
heats up and put the egg liquid into the pan.
when eggs are finished, put it into the bowl,
then add some oil into the pan and put tomatos
into the pan and fry it until tomatos become
jam and put the egg cake into the pan and mix
up with tomato juice.for 2 minutes, the
dish is finished.