Question

求尼古拉斯凯奇《火柴人》中的一段中英对白

同题，只要电影里面，男主人公的假女儿，逼着主人公教他骗术的那一段，电影里面就是，主人公一边刷牙一边说话拒绝她假女儿的一段。中文要有，英文的更重要。
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实在不好意思啊。。。。。。。。。品味不行。。。。。。。

Answer 1

中文

-那教教我吧.
-什么?

-教给我怎么做骗局.
-你不是开玩笑吧?

真的, 教教我.

-我什么也不教你.
-为什么不?

因为你清纯美丽, 又聪明...

我不想毁了你

真的吗?

-真的什么?
-你真这么看我?

认为我很漂亮?

不是...

为什么你不这么想?
还是做这行不赚钱?

赚也赚点, 但不是很多

-看你生活的不错啊.
-不是的.

相信我, 做这行不是爱好.

好多时候我们骗那些不该被骗的人

老人, 胖人, 孤独的人.

很多时候我都感到很内疚.

那你为什么还做呢?

我不想你想象的那么纯洁, 我和男孩干过什么.

我跟男孩干过什么, 如果我告诉你...

-你可能在这就吐了.
-那你别跟我讲.

-那你教点我什么!
-没门.

去年圣诞舞会, 我碰到这么一个男孩

-他可帅了, 我特喜欢他
-我什么都听不见.

舞会过后, 我们到凯利家，进了楼上屋里,
他把我推到床上...

-我不听...
-...然后他把他的...

-别说了,我教你还不行.
-你教, 真的?

英文：

- Teach me a con.
- You're funny.

No, come on, really!
Teach me something.

- I'm not teaching you anything.
- Why not?

You're a bright, innocent,
beautiful girl...

.and I'm not gonna screw that up
like everything else.

Really?

- What?
- You think that?

That I'm beautiful?

No.

Then why won't you?
Because crime doesn't pay?

}No, it does. It does.
Just not very well.

- You seem to be doing okay.
- I'm not.

Believe me, it's no fun doing what I do.

It's usually stealing from people
who don't deserve it.

Old people, fat people. Lonely.

A lot of the time, I feel sick about it.

Then why do you do it?

I'm not as innocent as you think.
I've done stuff with boys.

I've done stuff with boys,
if I told you...

...you'd throw up.
- Then don't tell me.

- Then teach me something!
- No! Final.

At the Christmas dance last year,
I went with this boy Josh Ward.

- He's cute, and I really liked him.
- I'm not listening.

After the dance, we went to Carrie's,
and he pushed me against the bed...

- Not listening!
...and he took his hand...

- No! Okay. I'll show you one thing!
- You will?

Thank you, thank you!

Answer 2

呵呵，前面的仁兄，搞笑啦！
不过火柴人确是还不错。

Answer 3

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实在不明白，凯奇那么多经典台词你没记住，就记住这了？！
好电影给你看真是糟蹋了
可能有的人就是这么天生猥琐吧~