Question

跪求英语帝~翻译啊 ！！！

学校让写演讲稿~~

我是大概初中毕业那水平吧- -

自己想了篇搞笑的 求翻译~~（求适当帮我修改啊~~该简单点。。汗）

题目： 怎样成为有钱人

我想听到这个题目 大家一定很有兴趣了吧！别急接下来就告诉你们

第一： 吃饭的时候尽量跟朋友一起~ 到了饭店挑贵的点，点自己喜欢吃的。 吃完之后坐那边聊天 什么都不要干 等你朋友买单吧！
第二：买衣服要花钱的 SO赶紧找个对象吧！叫他陪你逛街，看到好看的衣服叫他买就行了~OR跟朋友们一起 穿他们的~ 找个借穿的借口~之后不用还了问你要得就不是真朋友了~
第三：房子 同理：如果你还小的话当然是住家里跟爸爸妈妈一起 如果已经是大人的话 还是赶紧找个对象吧！ 既可以享受爱情的甜蜜也可以省钱咯！ （如果要求AA的男友你可以踹了！）
第四：交通费 还是同理 找个有车的男朋友 省钱了~

这样平时节省下来的钱你就可以成为富翁了。

Answer 1

我是英语专业 大三的学生啦 我自己翻译的 绝对不是machine translation
因为你说是要演讲 还要搞笑 所以翻的很口语化 很简单 试着 轻松的表现出来就可以了。注意互动呀~~
How to Become the Rich

I believe that this issue must be hot enough to catch all your attention at the first time! Actually, to be rich is quite a simple thing, as long as you follow all my next instructions.

Rule NO.1( number one - -!) : take every shot to have dinner with your friends. It's ok to pick a luxurious restaurant, or order whatever you like, because the pinpoint is that,when finishing the dinner, you would, and must, merely seat yourself, chat or do whatever necessary, except paying for the bill.

Rule NO.2, this item is exlusivly for you girls here, (here u can ask the audience a question, something like : next is a question for the girls, what do you think takes the largest part in your daily expense? and some girls will answer: shopping or clothing, then you may procede with that, like: that's right, so this cue is to find yourself a boyfriend! Dress nice and sexy, and tell them what you want in a smooth, soft voice, and I can guarantee you that you will get whatever u want! Sorry for the guys here, but I also have something to make up for you, that is stay away from girls, if you gotta protect your pocket!(个人非常讨厌别人接衣服穿， 所以据不翻译借衣服的部分啦~~~）

Rule NO.3: key to the problem of accommodation, what can we do when the rent is roaring so intensivly? for the young, of course it's ok to live with parents. but if you gotta live on your own feet, then the same with the shopping problem, get yourself a roommate, of course it's even better if this roommate ask no share from you . HAHA....how? turn your roommate into your boyfriend!!

Rule NO.4: transportation expense, the smart one must have figured out what I'm gonna say, right? Find a rich guy who has vehicles, car, SUV, motocycles, whatever can save you from the buses and taxies. If you can't find a porsche(保时捷)， the last choice for you is to find someone who has a bicycle, after all a bicycle is also a vehicle, and to the bottom line, you won't have to ride it yourself,right?

Those are my instrucitons for you, they must be quite a lesson from which you can learn something, aren't they? Someday, those money you save according to my rules, will be more than enough to make you a moneybag!!

呃···好累··相当于写了个小作文~~ 希望你能满意哈···

祝你演讲成功~~~·

Answer 2

Title:How to become a rich man
I guess that everyone is interested in this title when you hear the title.Don't be worried and I will tell you next.

Firstly:Have dinner with your friends.And choose the expensive dishes and dishes you like.After the dinner,just sit there and talk with your friends with doing nothing just wait your friens to pay the bill.
Secondly:For it will costs you much money,find a boyfriend in a hurry to ask him go shopping with you and ask him to buy clother you like.Or wear the clothes belong to your friends by finding an excuse and don't return.And the people who asks you to return is not your friends.
Thirdly:House in a similar way:You should live with you parents if you are young and find a boyfriend in a hurry if you are an adult.It can not only save your money but also enjoy the sweet of love.(If your boyfriend asks for AA,just let him go)
Fourthly:transportation expenses still in a similar way,Find a boyfriend who has a car and you can save your money.

Thus you can be a rich woman by saving in normal times.

希望能帮上你！！！！

Answer 3

Title:How to be a rich man?

I'm sure you will show great interest in this topic on hearing it.Don't hurry.Now I'll tell you the method.
First,always go and eat with friends.Choose the most expensive food and order what you like.After finishing eating,do nothing but chat with your friends and wait for them to pay for you.
Second,it takes a lot to buy clothes.So it's time you found a partner.Ask him to go shopping with you and pay all the things for you.Besides,you could go with friends and make an excuse to borrow theirs.Don't bother they will ask you to return as the true friends won't do things like that.
Third,the house to live seems a bit troublesome.If you're still young,you could live with parents.However,if you're adult,you'd better find a boyfriend/girlfriend.(Dump him/her if he/she insists on going Dutch.)
Fourth,the travel fare.Just as I mentioned it,a boyfriend with a car could solve this problem.
In this way,you can save a lot of money and finally become a millionaire.

Answer 4

How to be a rich man?
First,try your best to have lunch with your friends.What you have to do is just choose the food you like best ,especially the most expensive.Then chat with your friends happily or just do nothing to wait for your friend to pay the lunch.
Secondly,find your boyfrind or girlfriend quickly.Then you can buy any clothes you like with him and cost nothing.And you can just borrow your friend's.Remember,ture friend never ask you to turn it back.
Thirdly,it's about how to pay for a house.Live with your parents if your are young enough.If you are an adult,find your boyfrind or girlfriend quickly.
Lastly,it's about how to pay for your traffic's fee.Well,also to find a rich boyfrind .

Answer 5

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