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初二英语小话剧搞笑

急啊，跪求。最好在十分钟到五点分钟的，谢谢啊🙏

Answer 1

剧名：傻子的春天
（第一幕）

　　场景：森林

　　（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）

　　（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、

　　玉米、斧头、笛子）

　　◎傻子坐在舞台上

　　※下音乐（森林狂想曲）

　　◎动物由两边後台进场

　　◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏

　　◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦

　　跳跳进场

　　对白：

　　（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、

　　鸟、精灵）

　　旁白：Long time ago, there‘s a idiot.

　　His name is Billy. He is too

　　stupid, so he doesn‘t have any

　　friends. He is always a lone,

　　but he likes to go to the forest.

　　There are many animals there.

　　One day, the idiot goes to forest.

　　There are birds, deers, rabbits

　　beside him.

　　Suddenly, There‘s a genius,Pook

　　jumped to him.

　　傻子：Hi ! The music is great.

　　Would you please to teaching

　　M me？【傻子作恳求状】

　　精灵：Ok! No problem.

　　But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】

　　傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】

　　精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!

　　Thank you ! My name is Pook.

　　Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】

　　傻子：My name is Billy.

　　Nice to meet you.

　　精灵：Do you like it?

　　精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛

　　傻子：This tree?

　　精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!

　　傻子：Wow! What a lovely duck.

　　精灵：You can have it.

　　This is a gift for you.

　　傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦後十分惊喜】

　　※下音乐（森林狂想曲）

　　◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和

　　精灵、动物们快乐退场

　　（第二幕）

　　场景：皇宫

　　（道具：椅子、城墙、）

　　（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱

　　、听诊器）

　　◎公主坐在舞台上

　　◎国王走来走去手足无措状

　　◎公主面无表情、百般无聊

　　【国王非常惊慌焦急状】

　　对白

　　（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、

　　御医）

　　国王：Smile! Please smile.

　　国王：Oh my poor little girl.

　　Why do you never smile

　　What‘s matter with you?

　　皇后：Please don‘t worry my dear.

　　I have a good idea.

　　Where is the doctor?

　　国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!

　　Hurry up！Hurry up！

　　西御医：Your Majesty!

　　Princess is very well.

　　中御医：I‘m sorry. Maybe

　　she is just unhappy.

　　国王：Get away and never

　　come here again.

　　皇后：No! I don‘t believe.

　　What shall we do?

　　国王：All right! All right!

　　Don‘t cry.

　　Anyway I will do my best.

　　◎国王对著天空宣誓

　　◎退场：

　　国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼

　　公主冷漠

　　侍卫雄壮威武

　　第三幕）

　　场景：大街

　　（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、

　　城墙、鸦、笛）

　　※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）

　　◎大街人来人往热闹状

　　对白：

　　人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）

　　旁白：There are many people on this street,

　　is very noisy.

　　侍卫：Pay attention please!

　　Pay attention please!

　　If anyone can make our princess

　　Laugh.

　　He can marry with her.

　　Our holy king will never regret!

　　傻子：The princess is so beautiful.

　　She is my dream lover.

　　路人铮：Look him！

　　Such a dirty man.

　　He wants to married

　　Our princess.

　　路人雯：Don‘t be silly.

　　It‘s impossible.

　　傻子：Yes….they are right,

　　how can I get her?

　　It just a dream

　　精灵：Don‘t be sad my friend.

　　Trust me you can make it

　　路人潘：Oh the duck is so cute.

　　May I have a look?

　　Oh ~ The duck is stick on

　　my hands. I can‘t put it down.

　　Somebody help me.

　　路人雯：Cool down! I‘m coming!

　　路人铮：I‘m coming! I’m coming!

　　第四幕）

　　场景：皇宫内外

　　道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）

　　※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）

　　◎国王一行人站在城墙上

　　◎精灵领一排人上台

　　【公主忍不住大笑】

　　【皇后欣喜貌】

　　对白：

　　人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）

　　国王： Its noise what‘s happening.

　　公主：It‘s very funny

　　皇后：Look! she is laughing

　　My child is laughing

　　国王：Thanks God!

　　Take the man in.

　　侍卫：Yes my lord

　　国王：You made my daughter

　　happy.

　　What do you want?

　　I can give everything you

　　want

　　傻子：well……I think….I mean…….

　　If you don‘t mind………

　　.

　　精灵：Please keep your words

　　皇后：Wait a minute !

　　No I disagree.

　　He is poor and stupid.

　　国王：Let me see.

　　公主：My dear father!

　　If you regret

　　Maybe I will never

　　Laugh in my whole life.

　　国王：Ok! ok! Please don‘t do it

　　again. My sweet heart.

　　傻子：Would you married me?.

　　公主：Yes I do

　　精灵：It is wonderful.

　　I told you : trust me you

　　Can make it

　　旁白：So they got married.

　　谢幕:Evrey body……Thank you very much!!!

Answer 2

戏丁app 是一个做线下演出直播的平台，每天都会有线下的话剧、音乐剧、舞台剧的直播。而且还会精选出精彩的演出片段。还可以和天南地北的剧友聊天交友。