Question

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One evening, a drunk man comes.He walks into a bar and says to the waiter: "Drinks for all on me, including you, waiter." So the waiter follows the man and says: "That will be $36.50, please." The drunk man says he has no money so the waiter slaps him and throws him out.
The next evening the same drunk man comes in again and wants a drink for everyone in the bar including the waiter. Again the waiter follows his words and again the drunk says he has no money. So the waiter slaps him and throws him out.
On the third evening he comes in, the drunk man wants drinks for all not including the waiter. "What, no drink for me?" replies the waiter. "Oh, no. You get bad when you drink."

Answer 1

一个晚上，来了一个醉汉。他走进一家酒吧对服务员说：“我请所有人喝酒，包括你，服务员。”服务员注视着这个醉汉说：“总共$36.50，请付款。”醉汉说他没有钱，服务员拍了一下他并把他赶了出去。
第二个晚上醉汉又来了，并且想请所有人喝酒包括服务员。服务员注视着这个醉汉，醉汉说他没有钱，服务员拍了一下他并把他赶了出去。
第三个晚上，他又来了。并且想请所有人喝酒不包括服务员。“什么，不请我喝酒？服务员问到。”“哦，不包括你，你喝酒的时候就变坏了。”