Question

初中生英语小报……主题不限！！

内容要具体。
有以下板块：
英语故事。（不限）
英语笑话。
名人名言。（英语）
英文歌学唱。

Answer 1

故事：Asians who have traveled extensively to find the world's most intelligent people. He can not hear people say that the world's most intelligent people living in the high caves of the Himalayas. So he packed up and ready to proceed. Through the mountains and desert, take a few months later, he came to the foot of a mountain. He rode his horse onto the narrow mountain Road, came before a small cave.

"You are the world famous because of the wisdom and the most intelligent people, right?" He asked the people sitting in caves.

The elderly to stand up. Come to the open-air light, looked at the traveler's face said: "Yes. I was as intelligent and well-known, what is your problem?"

"The wisdom of the elderly. How can I become great? Where I can find the wisdom?"

The wisdom of the elderly travelers anxious eyes fixed on seeing a moment replied: "Where you can find your horse?" He turned back to his cave in to.
笑话：Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
名人名言：Time is money.

时间就是金钱。—— Benjamin Franklin富兰克林

Time and tide wait for no man.

时间不等人。—— Scott 斯科特
补充：其中一些是我在网上看到的，希望对你有所帮助

Answer 2

英语故事
The Power of Silence

What did you not say yesterday? Were there things you wish you had said but held back? Did you corral certain words, certain sentences, and hold them for another opportunity? Were some thoughts pushed below the surface, allowed to be changed with time, perhaps to be forgotten forever? How many “I love you’s” went unsaid that would have healed an aching heart? As with sleep, you cannot store them and build a reserve to tap into at a later date. Their power, their balming effect, quickly dissipates with disuse. They work only in the moment that they were intended. Left idle, their potential is gone, the object of their delivery untouched by kindness, by tenderness

英语笑话
why do you never phone me?

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week."

Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?"

Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone."

"No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!"

名人名言

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. -- Mattin Luther King
· 我们必须接受失望，因为它是有限的，但千万不可失去希望，因为它是无穷的。 -- 马丁 · 路德 · 金

· You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin
· 人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林

· Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. -- A. Einstein
· 不要为成功而努力，要为做一个有价值的人而努力。 -- 爱因斯坦

英文歌推荐几首我喜欢的
All we are
Teardrops on my guitar
Just one last dance
Decode
Burning

Answer 3

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